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  1. itsnickipewpyo itsnickipewpyo
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    "My nightmares are usually about losing you."
    -Peeta Mellark ♥

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
    and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

  3. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    The happiest people
    don'thaveitall
    theyjustmakethebest
    ofwhattheygot

  4. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 5:16pm UTC
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    Worry About Your Character,
    n o t y o u r r e p u t a t i o n
    because your character is who you are
    &+ your reputation is what people think you are. ♥
    -------------------------

  5. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 11:47am UTC
    In the end
    they'll judge me anyway,
    so whatever.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    The difference between
    school and life?
    In school, you're taught a lesson, and then given a test.
    In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

  8. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    Look at l i f e through
    the wind shield
    not the rear view mirror

  9. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 10:46am UTC
    HIGH FIVE!
    oh... jk.
    I don't know where your hands have been.
    Fave if you get it ;)

  10. PeaceOutt__ PeaceOutt__
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 10:46am UTC
    Learn;
    From Yesterday
    Live;
    For Today
    Hope;
    For Tomorrow

  11. nameyou2468 nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    When we were 7
    We Had A Gameboy, not an IPod Touch.
    We had skechers
    Not Uggs .
    We Had Barbies ..
    Not A Cell Phone.
    We Wore Gap
    Not Abercrombie&Fitch
    We watched Lizzie McGuire
    Not Hannah Montana
    Cheers To The 90s Kids♥
    (Remake-fixed Something)
    (Rem

  12. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:52am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your in the car & you look at the people in the car next to you,
    but they're already looking at you ..

  13. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 8:56am UTC
    Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see,
    "May cause extreme sexiness." ♥

  14. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    Peeing with the door open
    w h e n y o u ' r e h o m e a l o n e /////////////////♥

  15. komak1006 komak1006
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    laughing so ha rd you
    you feel a six pack coming on

  16. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    Click the ♥ if
    You have ever felt like you were not good enough because of your looks.

  17. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 11:05am UTC
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    While at the park one day,
    a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground.
    "That's my son over there."
    she said, pointing to a little boy in a red shirt.
    "He's a fine looking boy," the man said
    "that's my son on the swing in the blue sweater."
    He looked at his watch and called over his son.
    "What do you say we go, Todd?"
    Todd pleaded, "Five more minutes please!"
    The man nodded and Todd continued to swing.
    Five minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his son.
    "Time to go now."
    Again, Todd pleaded, "Five more minutes,dad."
    The man smiled and said OK.
    "My, you certainly are a patient father," the woman responded.
    The man smiled and then said,
    "My older son Tommy was killed by a drunk driver
    last year while he was riding his bike near here.
    I never spent much time with Tommy
    and now I'd give anything for just five more minutes with him.
    I've vowed not to make the same mistake with Todd.
    He thinks he has five more minutes to swing.
    The truth is, I get five more minutes to watch him play."

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    Not mine.

  18. Smileyriley10 Smileyriley10
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    and who else;
    mentally says
    Wed-nes-day.;
    when spelling wednesday?

  19. RosalieDaniiEvans RosalieDaniiEvans
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Last night,
    my boyfriend had the hiccups.
    We were in bed watching a movie && they were so bad,
    the bed shock everytime.
    I was getting annoyed so I took his hand, looked him in the eye and said
    "I'm pregnant!"
    Best. Hiccup. Cure. Ever.
    .♥.

  20. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    I PUT MY IPOD
    ON SHUFFLE, BUT THEN SKIP TO THE SONGS I LIKE.♥

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