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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    my life is just a collection of poorly made
    decisions with alternative music playing
    in the background

  2. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    Friend: You've never heard that song before?Me: Nope.Friend: What?! Have you been living under a rock?
    Me: Punk rock.

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 2:37am UTC
    the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 2:01pm UTC
    Some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

  5. IgotSwag11 IgotSwag11
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 10:58pm UTC
    "I’m going to make you scream so loud, It’ll put monsters inc out of business." best pick up line ever.

  6. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 11:09am UTC
    *throws apple into hospital*
    *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 4:41pm UTC
    Today my old algebra said "We don't discriminate against any religions." and drew the universal symbolism of satanism on the board.

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 2:33am UTC
    thou shalt not trust those
    who don't use thee oxford comma.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 6:54pm UTC
    Can someone please invent pantyhose that don't rip?I think everyone in this bank just saw my face.

  12. jeliebers* jeliebers*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 5:22am UTC
    n e v e r
    trust people
    who talk to their
    pets in their normal voices

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 5:47pm UTC
    One time I went food shopping with my mom
    And my brother and I emptied the whole shelf of macaroni and cheese into our cart, bought it in front of our mom, and she didn't even notice until we got home when she noticed 40 boxes of mac and cheese lined up on our counter.

  14. happiest* happiest*
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    January 5, 2014 1:32pm UTC
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  15. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    the existence of broccoli
    DOES NOT EFFECT THE
    taste of chocolate.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 2:23am UTC
    kids that mix their play-doh colours are the reason global warming exists

  17. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending like I don't exist.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    if anyone ever tells you that
    you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say "not for free"


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    “ dude ”
    --me expressing disbilief,anger,sympathy or shock

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