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kellyalexis1

1. kellyalexis1
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2012 12:41am UTC
   According to Greek mythology,
   humans were originally created with
   four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces.
   Fearing their power, Zeus but them into two separate beings,
   condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.
   
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2. kellyalexis1
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   November 6, 2012 1:36am UTC
   There really needs to be a rage option on witty.
   
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3. kellyalexis1
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   November 6, 2012 12:52am UTC
   Want to know how I have no life?
   1. go to the google home page
   2. see the votes that spell out each letter? Yeah, I counted those to see if they had more republican or democratic votes..
   
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4. kellyalexis1
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   November 3, 2012 3:06pm UTC
   Hurricane Sandy. Frankenstorm. Superstorm Sandy. Snor’eastercane. Whatever you want to call it. Most kids view Hurricane Sandy as just a reason why school was canceled but they think nothing much of it. Everywhere on Facebook: "I suddenly love hurricanes" "NO SCHOOL<3". I never once saw anything about hoping for safety or prayers. So the hurricane hits, and it hits hard. Wiping out houses and neighborhoods and destroying possessions left and right. I know someone who lost a close relative to this disaster and its TERRIBLE seeing her so upset. It's confirmed that about 100 people lost their lives and many are injured. Please keep them in your prayers, I know I will.<3
   KellyAlexis1<3
   
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5. kellyalexis1
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   November 2, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   Don't be a FOLLOWER, be a LEADER
   Be an ACHIEVER, not a CHEATER
   Follow your DREAMS, live your LIFE
   Don't let anyone tell you wha'ts WRONG or RIGHT
   
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6. kellyalexis1
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   November 2, 2012 4:15pm UTC
   Imagine if;
   you had a super power. what would it be?
   
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7. kellyalexis1
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   November 1, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   I wonder what the voice in my head sounds like out loud.
   
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8. kellyalexis1
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   November 1, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   Getting a boring substitute teacher<<<<<<
   
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9. kellyalexis1
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   June 29, 2012 12:21am UTC
   My worst habit is falling so hard for you and expecting you to feel the same..
   
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10. kellyalexis1
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    June 10, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    I wish I could go back in time.back to when I was a little girl,so innocent and sweet.no swearing,no dramano worriesno pressureno fearno regretsI couldn't say it enough.I wish I had a second chanceto change the personI've turned into.
    
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11. kellyalexis1
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    June 10, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    It's the guilt, shame, & regret that kills me the most.
    
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12. kellyalexis1
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    May 31, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you say "God bless you!" to an atheist...(dont mean to offend anyone)
    
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13. kellyalexis1
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    May 3, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    right now, i should bepicking out clothes for tomorrowfinishing homeworkbrushfloss rinsegetting my retainer inchange into pj's sending goodnight texts...sleeping but instead, i choose witty<3
    
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14. kellyalexis1
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    May 3, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    That annoying moment when you have a sweatshirt on, and the hood sticks out 4 miles.
    Format by twilightgirl995
    
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15. kellyalexis1
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    May 3, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Hey gUys, witty predicted this quote will get 122 Faves and 77 comments. can you make this come true? Format by kclove5 ©
    
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16. kellyalexis1
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    May 3, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    It seems like when the teachers hand out 81237 assignments to me for being absent and they need to be done by the end of class, EVERYONE trys to talk to me.
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17. kellyalexis1
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    May 3, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    DEAR MATH, I am not a therapist... SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS.
    
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18. kellyalexis1
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    May 3, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    That moment on the radio when thepersintryingtosellyousomethingtalkslikethisattheendofthecomercial.like woah, a little excited there?
    nmf
    
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19. kellyalexis1
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    May 1, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    sTILL WAITING, for that day whenhovercrafts exist. nmf
    
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20. kellyalexis1
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    April 29, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    & this is how words look when you're crying...n m f .
    
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