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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 12:47am UTC
    Not every girl..
    Is gonna look like a supermodel ;
    Not every girl is going to have a clear face ;
    Not every girl is gonna have that skinny slim body ;
    Not every girl is gonna have thick thighs ;
    Not every girl is gonna have a flat stomach ;
    Not every girl is gonna have big b00bs ;
    Not every girl is gonna have a big as/s ;
    Not every girl is gonna know how to cook ;
    Not every girl is gonna know how to play video games ;
    Not every girl is gonna have tattoos ;
    Not every girl is gonna know how to roll a blunt ;
    Not every girl is gonna know how to handle her liquor ;
    Not every girl is gonna be exactly th way you want her to be ;
    But you know what? It's not about finding that "perfect girl" ; Its about finding a girl who you can love perfectly ; Just the way she is, flaws and all.
    Just because a girl doesnt meet up to your standards, doesnt make her any less of a girl who is capable of loving you.
    Just a reminder.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realized that they all have a common feature but you dont know what it is
    yeah, they all don’t like me

  4. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    There is this kid in my PE class
    and he's the nicest kid ever. He's always smiling, and always making other people laugh, as well as laughing himself. So today, this really rude girl goes to him "What's wrong with you? Why are you always smiling?" He shrugs and gives her a smile, and then says; "Because it's all that i can do besides hurting myself."
    i've never been more surprised in my life.

  5. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC
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    Click the heart and he will
    text you♥
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    NMF

  6. kayleer5 kayleer5
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
    "maybe your face is just funny."
    i officially love his mom

  7. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  8. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Start being nice to your mom,
    Because apparently its legal to kill kids now..

  9. kiannaxx413 kiannaxx413
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    ~When babysitting~
    *gets a phone call*
    "Have you checked on the kids yet?"
    Me: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    Me: HAHAHAHA....
    Me: HAHA
    Me: HA...
    Me: *cries*

  11. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    My boyfriend is as
    real as his birthday, Feburary 30th

  12. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    My teacher,
    she blows a whistle when were "to loud"
    Now what the actual f.uck....

  13. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    Hey there Delilah,
    What's it like in New York City?
    I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty
    Oh yes you do,
    I installed a camera in your room
    I'm watching you....

  14. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    I just want you to know, that when I picture myself happy, it's with you.

  15. rainofshambala rainofshambala
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    look back before you leave because once you leave you can never look back and once you look back you can never leave

  16. Samwise Gamgee ♥* Samwise Gamgee ♥*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    you can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.
    -Johnny Depp

  17. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    ♥ I don't know how it gets better than this.
    you take my hand and drag me
    h e a d - f i r s t , f e a r l e s s .
    And I don't know why but with you I'd dance
    In a storm in my best dress
    Fearless♥


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. bulletprooflove1122 bulletprooflove1122
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    DO YOU EVEN CARE?....</3

  20. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Format by Xxprettix
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    I'm Awkward When People Complement Me...
    Them: "Nice hair"
    Me: "Thanks...i grew it myself"
    ♥♥♥
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:)

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