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  1. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure my best friends and I abuse each other more than people we hate.

  2. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Me: "You're cute when you're mad."
    Her: "Yeah well I'm about to get real f*cking adorable."

  3. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 11:24am UTC
    The major drop in your confidencewhen you sing the wrong words to a song.

  4. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 11:15am UTC
    I hope nothing goes wrong when Snooki is delivering.We don't want the doctor saying "Uh oh... Looks like we've got a little situation..."

  5. skinnymini13 skinnymini13
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    And who else remembers
    justin bieber?
    nmf

  6. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Not to sound like a badas* but...
    i wore socks that said Thursday...
    On Tuesday.
    I'm bad like that.
    nmf

  7. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    I've been alive for 6,184 days.
Can I get 6184 faves? ;)

  8. soccer11fh soccer11fh
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    i've always wanted to do this so... fave this and comment your name, and i will comment back a name that goes with yours. i'll be 100% honest <3

  9. xpeacexsmileex xpeacexsmileex
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Fav for a guy name that sounds good with yours. :)
    Comment your name.

  10. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Hey Mario. Remeber me?
    I spent my childhood trying to save your girlfriend.
    Follow for a follow?

  11. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    me:hey can i have money for some coke?
    dad:uhh...sure is $60 enough??
    dad its only 1.35
    wow, the price sure went down from when i was your age...
    DAD coca-cola!?!?!?
    oh..thats what you mean...
    i love my dad

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    If w i t t y we r e s c h o ol,
    I ' d h a v e p e r f e c t a t t e n d a n c e

  13. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you get crumbs in your bra

  14. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    If you haven't seen Mean Girls,
    YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND 50% OF THE INTERNET.
    not my format

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:52am UTC
    when I'm reading a book
    and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer.
    i just raise up the book, so they can see the cover.
    f o r m a t b y j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. patrick13 patrick13
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    One Direction
    Louis:"Harry was such an adorable kid; he was blonde and always had red cheeks."
    Harry:" But now I'm sexy."

  17. Lastvo Lastvo
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    IF THIS GETS 5 FAVS
    i'll smile for the day:)
    IF THIS GETS 10 FAVS
    i'll laugh and be in shock :D
    IF THIS GETS 50 FAVS
    I'll be shocked then hug everyone :*
    IF THIS GETS 100 FAVS
    i'll think im dreaming& cry in joy:')
    500 FAVS?
    my wildest dream will have come true XD

  18. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    me: it's gonna be a good day!(:
    hair: here's some frizz.
    face: now you're breaking out!
    head: here's a throbbing pain.
    teacher: here's a really hard test you're gonna fail.
    friends: we've decided to be really annoying.
    girls: let's point out all of your flaws!
    parents: we're gonna yell at you for breathing.
    him: i'm just not gonna come to school today.
    me: kk

  19. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    if you fave this
    I'll write something that will make you smile on your profile
    and I'll tell you your
    soulmate's name
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  20. ggiafrate ggiafrate
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:04am UTC
    Fav if you text
    the word "LOL"
    but
    you really don't
    LOL at all

:)

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