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  1. iTSANDREABETCH iTSANDREABETCH
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    why do guys grab their crotch all the time?
    they have to make sure their dick is still there.

  2. ilovehim319 ilovehim319
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Yesterday, I was watching a Degrassi marathon.
    Then, he texted me.
    I talked to him till midnight.
    I have no idea what happened on Degrassi, but it was SO worth it. (:

  3. whoaitsnessa whoaitsnessa
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    Dear Life,
    When i said "Can my day get any worse?"
    It was a Rhetorical Question...not a Challenge.

  4. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Guys need to realize;
    cheesy perverted pick-up lines
    are absolutely disgusting.
    but cute cheesy pick-up lines
    are absolutely adorable. ♥

  5. luviiee luviiee
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Choose the guy
    who will take you home to meet his parents, not his bedroom.

  6. morgancolleen morgancolleen
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Today i was at a water park with my friends;
    We were standing in line for a water slide behind a couple. The girl was wearing a bikini, even though she was slightly overweight. Many girls were pointing at her and laughing.
    Her boyfriend just looked at her and said, "Meg, i don't care what other people think. You are the most beautiful girl here." ♥
    ~LoveGivesMeHope; not my format.

  7. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    Does anyone else's mom
    start to vacuum right when the good part
    of whatever show you're watching comes
    on?

  8. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    reading a witty quote and thinking"story of my life."

  9. always_remember always_remember
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    That awkward
    run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road

  10. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    What's on the blackboard
    6x-32x-5(6)+45678909765v-55^3+67(34)=3
    What the teacher see's 2+2=4
    What the students see
    dgfhjbsddkjhdue;apcoems
    iau382612043-mvnudnsuhucew
    What the students remember
    What's on the test
    812632467527627626492+82643
    77^4(787576)-2677642x+2y-37^2 7273645363-72347544x(34231)^7
    +63456789987654345(5678)^472 2345678987654+3245-632762^4

  11. lovelife6 lovelife6
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 11:06am UTC
    i'm a girl.
    i overreact. i underestimate.
    i overestimate. i over think everything.
    i dream big. & when i say i love you,
    i'm not lying.

  12. lisac517 lisac517
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    You still like him, stop lying to yourself.

  13. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    I've gained weight.
    Get over it.
    that's what happens
    when you get out of treatment
    for an eating disorder
    Demi Lovato


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. JustTheWayIAm JustTheWayIAm
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:59am UTC
    Me, behave?
    As a child i saw:
    Tarzan who ran around almost naked,
    Cinderella arrived home after midnight,
    Pinocchio told lies,
    Aladdin was a thief,
    Batman drove over 200 miles an hour,
    Snow White lived in a house with 7 men,
    Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos,
    Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance,
    and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
    The fault is not mine!
    Fave if you had this childhood & loved it!

  16. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:40am UTC
    Blessed
    fun
    FRESH
    CRAZY
    Spontaneous
    LOUD
    f u n n y
    amiable
    wonderful
    sweet
    CUTE
    Exciting
    genuine
    Innocent
    cool!
    intelligent
    GENTLE
    imaginative
    stunning
    talkative
    cheerful
    Beautiful
    ELECTRIC
    treasured
    fortunate
    delightful
    gorgeous
    smart
    kind
    FRESH
    the BEST
    irresistible
    invincible
    amazing!
    copyright of PaperLung
    YOU ARE:

  17. ilovemyboyfriend ilovemyboyfriend
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:44am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. laurenpartingtonxx laurenpartingtonxx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:49am UTC
    (boy texting)
    `hey babe, i miss you soooooo much<|3! xx`
    ____SENDING to:Anna,Michelle,Sophie,Maria,Jenny,Charlotte,Emily..____
    SENT

  19. themorningwillfollow themorningwillfollow
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    I can delete
    your phone number.
    I can rip up
    old pictures of us.
    I can erase
    your contact name
    & any text from you.
    - But the worst part is -
    I can't erase our memories.
    nmf.

  20. xxmeg4everxx xxmeg4everxx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:41pm UTC
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