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kd00
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:30pm UTC

Kristen Stewart has so much emotion!
said no one ever.
nmf

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kd00
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:45pm UTC

When you're laughing
so hard you can't breathe,
so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
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kd00
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Aww this horror movie won't be scary!
*based on a true story*
...f*ck
nmf.nmq

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kd00
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:11am UTC

Life would be boring
if you weren't alittle weird ♥
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kd00
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 6:57pm UTC

"I really like _______"
"Wait, like or like like?"
///
We've all had this conversation ;)
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kd00
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 4:04pm UTC

When her heart breaks no it don't break even ♥

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kd00
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Some people just need a sympathetic pat.
On the head.
With a hammer.
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kd00
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Me: Hey, I just met you!
Person: *walks away*
Me: Now you're just somebody that I used to know.
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kd00
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Did you know?
The fish in Spongebob that always screams 'my leg' is named Fred.

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kd00
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:26am UTC

What I do when I can't hear someone
Say "I can't hear you"
Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

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kd00
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Briteny Spears.
Briteny Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oops I did it again.

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kd00
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 2:10pm UTC

I stare at a picture of you,
and listen to the radio...

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kd00
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:06am UTC

Sharks aern't that bad...
If a strager entered my house wearing only a speedo, I would probaby attack them too.
nmf.nmq.

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kd00
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:52pm UTC

I moustache You A Question.....
Shouting at video games when you die...
just me?
nmf/q

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kd00
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 3:24pm UTC

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I wonder who the first person was
to look at a cow and say
"Hey, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."
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kd00
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 3:14pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats
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Typing lol rofl and lmao
and knowing you're sitting there
with less expression than a brick.
CookieDoughFormats
nmq

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kd00
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Me trying to fall asleep
Me: ok I'm gonna get a good night's sleep now!
Brain: Heyyy bro!!!!!!!!! Ya know what a really good movie is
Me: oh god no I actually need some sleep
Brain: Yup, I just LOOOVVVEEEE that movie Paranormal Activity!
Me: I hate you brain.
my quote! :D

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kd00
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Getting a text
and being like,
How the hell am isupposed to reply to this???
nmf/nmq

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kd00
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Times sqare can't shine
as bright as you..
I swear it's true...♥
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kd00
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 2:32pm UTC

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Everybody's in a relationship
and I'm just here like "That is a nice tree...I like that tree."
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