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  1. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Kristen Stewart has so much emotion!
    said no one ever.
    nmf

  2. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    When you're laughing
    so hard you can't breathe,
    so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
    nmq format by icreateformatsforyoutouse

  3. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Aww this horror movie won't be scary!
    *based on a true story*
    ...f*ck
    nmf.nmq

  4. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Life would be boring
    if you weren't alittle weird ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  5. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    "I really like _______"
    "Wait, like or like like?"
    ///
    We've all had this conversation ;)
    nmf

  6. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    When her heart breaks no it don't break even ♥

  7. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Some people just need a sympathetic pat.
    On the head.
    With a hammer.
    nmq
    format by julietechoecho

  8. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Me: Hey, I just met you!
    Person: *walks away*
    Me: Now you're just somebody that I used to know.
    nmq.nmf.

  9. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Did you know?
    The fish in Spongebob that always screams 'my leg' is named Fred.

  10. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:26am UTC
    What I do when I can't hear someone
    Say "I can't hear you"
    Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

  11. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Briteny Spears.
    Briteny Spears who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Oops I did it again.

  12. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    I stare at a picture of you,
    and listen to the radio...

  13. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:06am UTC
    Sharks aern't that bad...
    If a strager entered my house wearing only a speedo, I would probaby attack them too.
    nmf.nmq.

  14. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    I moustache You A Question.....
    Shouting at video games when you die...
    just me?
    nmf/q

  15. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    ---
    I wonder who the first person was
    to look at a cow and say
    "Hey, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."
    ---
    format by kd00
    nmq

  16. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    //////////////////////
    Typing lol rofl and lmao
    and knowing you're sitting there
    with less expression than a brick.
    CookieDoughFormats
    nmq

  17. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Me trying to fall asleep
    Me: ok I'm gonna get a good night's sleep now!
    Brain: Heyyy bro!!!!!!!!! Ya know what a really good movie is
    Me: oh god no I actually need some sleep
    Brain: Yup, I just LOOOVVVEEEE that movie Paranormal Activity!
    Me: I hate you brain.
    my quote! :D

  18. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Getting a text
    and being like,
    How the hell am isupposed to reply to this???
    nmf/nmq

  19. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Times sqare can't shine
    as bright as you..
    I swear it's true...♥
    nmf

  20. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
    Everybody's in a relationship
    and I'm just here like "That is a nice tree...I like that tree."
    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
    Format Credit: FaveFormats. nmq.

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