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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 12:35am UTC
    when someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow áss is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
    when someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
    when someone walks the same pace as me: who gave your creepy áss permission to walk with me get the fúck away before I call the cops

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    Parents be like:
    RIP just killed your plans.

  4. KatieInAStrangeLand KatieInAStrangeLand
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    Things Every Guy Should Know
    #13
    We talk about band members like they are our best friends. We aren't insane, we just love all the silly things they do and wish we did actually know them.

  5. Maddi Motionless* Maddi Motionless*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Sometimes I wonder why I don't have friends...
    Then I remember...
    I sit in my room and obsess over band members...
    and youtubers...
    and cats...

  6. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light...
    L: Yes, I suppose it would be very dark.
    -Death Note

  7. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I've heard stories and tales
    about puppets and whales
    but I've never heard stories of you.

  8. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 10:51am UTC
    Me: *Wiping sweaty palms*
    Me: *Getting mentally prepared*
    Me: *Repeating line in my head*
    Me: *Shaking in nervousness*
    Teacher: Jennifer ?
    Me: Present.
    Me: *Whispers to the person beside* Nailed it.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I'll take a potato chip
    AND EAT IT
    -Light Yagami
    Death Note, the anime where eating potato chips becomes epicly dramatic.

  11. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    In the end, there is no greater motivation than revenge.

  12. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:52am UTC
    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue
    if I had a Death Note
    the first name would be you :)

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    it's funny how a person can hate on you so much that you start hating yourself even more

  14. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    ♥ RIP Talia Castellano
    i love you.
    /nmf

  15. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    "So hear my voice,
    Reminds you not to bleed
    I am here
    Saviour! Will be there
    When you are feeling alone, ohhh
    A saviour, for all that you do
    So you live freely without their harm"
    -Black Veil Brides, Saviour
    Yeah, because this sounds like 'the devil's music'

  16. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    We booked our flight those years ago,
    I said I loved you as I left you.
    Regrets still haunt my hollow head,
    But I promised you I will see you again, again.

  17. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 6:51am UTC
    Person: Uh, can you maybe like... let go of me already?
    Me: I'll never let you down.
    Person: Dude, seriously, you're crushing my spinal cord.
    Me: I promise right here, right now
    Person: What the f.ck do you promise? That you won't let me down?
    Me: I won't let you DOOOOOWN!
    Person: F.ck you.

  18. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    If I ever meet Black Veil Brides, I'm not going to hug Andy. Why?
    Because I had a dream where I was being chased by Slenderman, and when I tried to kill him, I magically appeared in this weird box-thingy and I was just standing there. Of couse I'm just like "wtf", and then Andy suddenly appears. I start freaking out on the inside because I'm both confused and happy. Anyway, then he opens his arms and goes to hug me. Obviously, even though I'm still really confused, I let him because, y'know, he's f.ucking Andy. After about seven seconds, he let's go, reveals a knife, and stabs me three times in the chest and starts to laugh while running away to leave me to die.
    So yeah, I'm not hugging Andy.

  19. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:27am UTC
    Lonely among the dust and fog.
    Hungry for what the scriptures taught.
    Angry at all the love that's lost.
    Ready to heal our battle scars!

  20. rooftops* rooftops*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    so you guys are about to hear a story that changed my life.
    alright. so i went to vans warped tour wednesday.
    and me and my friend LeAnn, really wanted to see Black Veil Brides.
    before they came on we were at barricade and the guard goes,
    "alright third solo and Andy's coming down on the right."
    LeAnn and I were so bummed because we were in the middle and wouldn't be able to touch him.
    I smiled though and said, "Lets change his mind."
    they soon came on and we rocked out singing along every word,
    rocking on so hard and everything.
    When the third song came on Andy jumped down between the barricade and the crowd.
    He walked right past the right side and we straight in front of LeAnn and I.
    He grabbed my hand ( I mean fingers intertwined ) and I helped him up on the barricade.
    He smiled at LeAnn and I and sang holding my hand.
    He let go but almost fell so I grabbed his hand to help him stable himself.
    When he got down the secruity guards looked kind of mad because he wasn't supposed to go there.
    He went back on stage and smiled at LeAnn and I and continued playing.
    During a guitar solo the bassist whent right up to the stage and I pointed at him and
    yelled "I love you!" and he pointed back at me and smiled.
    When Jinxx came up to the end of the stage I yelled, "Jinxx, I love you!" and he smiled
    really big at me.
    Basically it was the best day ever. It was so perfect, I couldn't have been any better.

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