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  1. kdemjr kdemjr
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:08am UTC
    Admit it...
    when you have fake nails, you tap them everywhere to hear the "cool sound."
    nmf

  2. Anisax3 Anisax3
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    When All You Could Think About Is...
    HIM ♥

  3. lululala lululala
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    "You ask!"
    "No you ask!"
    "No you ask!"
    "No seriously! Will you ask?!"
    "Fine! Excuse me...................
    My friend would like to ask you something."
    This happened to any of you before?!

  4. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    I have a black belt in sarcasm.

  5. aok13 aok13
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    when you're really upset about something and you just wanna be alone,
    but people keep asking you if you're okay, and you know that if you open your mouth to respond
    then you'll break down and start to cry and there'll be no stopping the tears

  6. lovewackjob lovewackjob
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Hearing something that kills you inside but having to act like you dont care.
    nmq

  7. bubbles133333 bubbles133333
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED:
    1.Wear a shirt that says “life” and hand out lemons
    2.Run into a mall and ask what year it is and when someone answers yell “IT WORKED” and run out cheering
    3.Chase your own shadow
    4.Step on cereal and say you’re a cereal killer
    5.Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and say your drinking Windex

  8. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:04am UTC
    I was expelled from school
    on Pajama day
    not my fault I sleep naked.
    ^^This made me LMFAO
    NMQ/NMF

  9. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:29am UTC
    T'h e Best Kinds Of Laughter:
    1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silet
    2) Feeling a 6 pack coming...
    3) Tears coming out of your eyes
    4) Stomach killing you but you can't stop laughing

  10. dummybear0319 dummybear0319
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Reasons why I'm fat: 1) I eat when I'm bored. 2) I'm bored all the time.

  11. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    i wonder if he
    wonders if i wonder about
    him...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  12. alliecat2323 alliecat2323
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:09pm UTC
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  13. Animallover19 Animallover19
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 8:22pm UTC
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  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    That status was about you.
    You're not ALLOWED to like it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:39am UTC
    may I just say that you, sir,
    are the kind of boy i would actually make a sandwich for.

  17. jjaim123 jjaim123
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Did you know...
    Every seven years, you lose about half of your friends, and replace them with new ones.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. Kateri157 Kateri157
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    He's the guy you stare at when you pass in the hall.
    He's the guy you talk to your friends about.
    He's the guy you can't get out of your head.
    He's the guy, when you get a text from him, you smile.
    He's the guy that you want to be in a REALationship with.
    He's the guy you want to spend your whole life with.
    He's the guy you fall asleep thinking about.
    He's the guy you want to hold hands with.
    He's the guy you want to tell your secrets to.
    He's the guy you want to meet your parents.
    He's the guy.. I have.
    and i'm so lucky.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    & every time i
    think i'm finally over
    you, you prove to me
    why i should never
    give up hope<3
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  20. quotesquotesquotes quotesquotesquotes
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    People cry not because they're weak,
    But because they've been strong for to long
    Format: twilightgirl995

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