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  1. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    Sleepovers then:
    me: hey who do you like?
    *juicy conversation for hours about who we all like*
    Sleepovers now:
    me: who do you like?
    friends: we have boyfriends...
    me: right.
    *conversation ends, awkward silence ensues*

  2. Armydaughter Armydaughter
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    This is Joseph Kony.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get in this hour?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap

  3. LoveMePlease912 LoveMePlease912
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:17am UTC
    When we were little:
    Mom: Honey, could you please come inside, it's getting late.
    You: Noo Mommy!!!
    Now:
    Mom: COULD YOU PLEASE GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE??!!!
    You: HOW DARE YOU EVEN SPEAK OF IT.

  4. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:19am UTC
    ●●●●
    I was in a store, and I put the shirt up on the counter.
    The lady asks: "You gonna buy that?"
    "No, I'm gonna steal it. I just thought I should tell you first."
    NMF
    ●●●●
    -

  5. lillys236 lillys236
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Call me immature...
    But today is the 69th day into the new year.

  6. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    when's your curfew?
    curfew is for people who actually leave the house.

  7. jbxo97 jbxo97
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Fav this <3
    and ill blow up your notifications
    Promise ill do everyone
    nmf/nmq

  8. dancerox543 dancerox543
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    I am one boob, you are the other boob
    and together?
    breast friends

  9. MissMisty1996 MissMisty1996
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    son: "hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?"
    dad: "No, why?"
    son: "because, the maid told me there were ghosts"
    dad: "PACK YOUR STUFF"
    son: "WHY??"
    dad: "because we don't have a maid"...

  10. Lucy120 Lucy120
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Hold your finger in the middle of the face while clicking ♥fave♥ and see what happens....
    ::•::•::•::•::•::•::•::

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  11. Tropes2 Tropes2
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Dear Cancer,
    Daddy's gonna win.<3

  12. llamaluver678 llamaluver678
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Life doesn't get easier
    You just get stronger.

  13. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    i want to be the
    girl he falls asleep
    thinking about...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  14. ohmyitskelseyxx ohmyitskelseyxx
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    I'm done.
    Talk to me when the old you comes back.

  15. xxokiraxxo xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    To all my haters...
    ……..…../´¯/)……….. (\¯`\
    …………/….//……….. …\\….\
    ………../….//………… ….\\….\
    …../´¯/…./´¯\………../¯ `\….\¯`\
    .././…/…./…./.|_……_| .\….\….\…\.\..
    (.(….(….(…./.)..)..(..(. \….)….)….).)
    .\…………….\/…/….\. ..\/……………./
    ..\…………….. /……..\……………..…/
    ….\…………..(………. ..)……………./

  16. shewillbeloved_x shewillbeloved_x
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Does anyone else think Steve has Bieber Fever?(;

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you're the only one laughing and you can't stop.

  19. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    "That guy you're waiting for.
    What if he finally kissed you,
    and you felt absouletly nothing?"
    -best guy friend.

  20. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Format by Shauna1612
    In chemistry when you get a liquid on your hand;5% - oh its probably just water95% - OH SH*T WTF WAS THAT!?!♥nmf

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