InOneMoment posted a quote
January 1, 2013 6:55pm UTC
Sleepovers then: me: hey who do you like? *juicy conversation for hours about who we all like* Sleepovers now: me: who do you like? friends: we have boyfriends... me: right. *conversation ends, awkward silence ensues*
When we were little: Mom: Honey, could you please come inside, it's getting late. You: Noo Mommy!!! Now: Mom: COULD YOU PLEASE GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE??!!! You: HOW DARE YOU EVEN SPEAK OF IT.
SweatBandit posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:19am UTC
●●●● I was in a store, and I put the shirt up on the counter. The lady asks: "You gonna buy that?" "No, I'm gonna steal it. I just thought I should tell you first." NMF ●●●● -
MissMisty1996 posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC
son: "hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?" dad: "No, why?" son: "because, the maid told me there were ghosts" dad: "PACK YOUR STUFF" son: "WHY??" dad: "because we don't have a maid"...