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Member Since: 26 Apr 2009 12:58pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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Hey guys! my name is Kayleigh! i love hanging out with my best friends and my friends! we have an awesome time when im around! haha! i love messin with people! that sounds bad but i dont mean it that way :) or maybe i do.. haha.. u'll never know.. unless u be my friend.. lol :) Wanna know more about me message, email me or whatever :D
  1. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 2:26pm UTC
    i am 112% mentally ill. :)
    [] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
    [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
    [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
    [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
    [x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
    {x} have been called a blonde.
    TOTAL: 4
    [x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
    [x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
    [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
    [x] You just sang them to make sure
    [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
    [x] You have choked on your own spit.
    TOTAL: 10
    [] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
    [] You type with three fingers or less.
    [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
    [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
    TOTAL: 13
    [x] You have fallen asleep in class.
    [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    [x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
    [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
    [x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
    [] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
    TOTAL: 18
    [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    [] You have eaten a bug accidentally
    [] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
    [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
    TOTAL: 20
    [x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
    [x] You break a lot of things.
    [x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
    [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    [] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
    [x] The word “um” is used frequently.
    [x] You don’t know what “um” means
    [x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
    [x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
    TOTAL: 28
    take your score and times it by 4

  2. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 2:34pm UTC
    over the bed
    and through the sheets
    to the hotel we go
    the guy knows the way
    to make me say
    "Oh My God! OH NO!"
    now to the doctors
    as fast as we can
    because his condom broke
    now I'm fat
    I'll call him Jack
    9 months here we go!
    me and my best friend made up these lyrics to uh... whats it called.. it goes over the river and thru the wood to grandmothers house we go?? yeah that one..

  3. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    One night i stayed over at my cousin Kristy's house.. we woke up the next morning... we were hungry so we decided to eat dinosaur chicken nuggets and pokemon mac n cheese.. we ate this while we watched the amazing movie we felt would go awesomely with our brunch :)) guess what it was...
    Monsters Inc. haha..
    well my grandpa called me and asked me if i was going to lunch with him, my dad, and bill like i always do.. but when i told him that i was already eatin.. and what i was eating..
    he said..
    "Dinosaur Chicken Well God Dammnn!"

  4. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 12:37pm UTC
    eatin popcorn chicken from sonic :)...
    SLAP! 'i slap miri's leg'
    SLAP! 'Miri slaps me back'
    " what i was gettin the crumbs off ur leg!"
    " well i'm not get the crumbs out of u!"
    *Inside Joke* :))

  5. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 11:08am UTC
    (i get a text out of no where from my boyfriend on my way to branson)
    him: lol i love chicken!
    me: omg me too! ;)
    him: omfg i had kfc grilled chicken mm it waz gud!
    me: uh thats totaaly not kewl! :
    him: i can get some for ya...
    me: u gotta catch me :) im like by springfield
    him: ight i will
    me: how? u gonna be like super man and fly? :)
    him: ya bby i'll be ur superman fly u n me anywhere
    me: sweet action baby ;)
    him: lol yhes ;)
    haha i totally love that guy! he's my knight in shining armor and i'm his princess! ;)

  6. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 4:44pm UTC
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  7. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 5:44pm UTC
    dude!
    Look!
    He's totally chocolately wasted!!
    ;)
    gotta love being on a cruise with my brothers :)
    click the ♥ :)

  8. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 2:57pm UTC
    One Thing You Gotta Understand About Me...
    I'm Extremely Jealous ;))

  9. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 5:26pm UTC
    Cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself.
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Had detention.
    Skipped school.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
    Taken pictures with a webcam.
    Started a fire.
    Fell in love
    Gotten Heart Broken
    Have Myspace, Facebook, aim, gmail, witty, aol, yahoo, formspring

  10. kayleigh kayleigh
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    June 16, 2010 4:46pm UTC
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    June 16, 2010 3:29pm UTC
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    June 16, 2010 3:28pm UTC
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  13. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2010 6:17pm UTC
    &+ am i the only one who will only believe in a promise..
    if someone pinky promises me then stamps it.. by kissing their thumb and touching it to mine??

  14. kayleigh kayleigh
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2010 4:00pm UTC
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