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kaylaann

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Member Since: 16 May 2009 04:08pm

Last Seen: 6 Aug 2012 07:54pm

user id: 76537

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  1. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 12:34am UTC
    JERSEY SHORE
    * I'm like a praying mantis, after I have s*x with a guy I rip their heads off *
    - jwoww

  2. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 12:22am UTC
    JERSEY SHORE
    * It doesn't show up "stripper pole" on my credit card does it? my dad will be like WTF? *
    - snooki

  3. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 12:11am UTC
    JERSEY SHORE
    * "These are like weird strawberries, are these good like this" "those are like raspberries" *
    - sammi & deena

  4. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 12:03am UTC
    JERSEY SHORE
    * F*ck me in the @ss with a spiked bat, i'd rather not do that *
    - ronnie

  5. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    JERSEY SHORE
    * Yo, if she still has coloring books, shes too young for you, bro! *
    - pauly d

  6. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    JERSEY SHORE
    * Were working at a fu*king pizzaria in Florence. When i'm 80 years old making pizza in my kitchen & i'm teaching my kids how to make pizza & they ask, oh, where'd you make pizza? b*tch i made it in Florence, thats where I made it, so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza *
    - jwoww

  7. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    JERSEY SHORE
    * A crow comes & then it starts quacking at us.. or not quacking, what does a crow do? *
    - snooki

  8. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 10:51am UTC
    push thru the rough days & itll make the good days that much better (:

  9. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 10:46am UTC
    ‎-- never go to war , especially with yourself

  10. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 10:42am UTC
    ‎-- Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength. ♥

  11. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 10:38am UTC
    Haters don't hate you, they hate themselves. you are a reflection of what they wish they could be. ♥

  12. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 10:33am UTC
    you don't need ANYONE who doesn't need you..

  13. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 8:04am UTC
    Im a big balla, you a lil smalla,
    Step up to my level, need to grow a lil talla.
    Im a shot calla, get up off ma colla.
    You a Chihuahua
    Im a rottweila

  14. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 7:58am UTC
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  15. kaylaann kaylaann
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    March 9, 2010 10:57pm UTC
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  16. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2010 8:39pm UTC
    Sometimes those things that scare us the most, are also the one who have the most potential to make us the happiest.
    <3

  17. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2010 8:30pm UTC
    Life is like poker.
    You bet on something worthless & win or you dont bet on something good & lose.
    True skills are knowing when to play & when to walk away.
    </3

  18. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2010 11:16pm UTC
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  19. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 11:51pm UTC
    Lifes a game but its not fair,
    I break the rules so i don't care.

  20. kaylaann kaylaann
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 11:49pm UTC
    i think the only reason everyone hangs onto memories so tight
    is because memories are the only thing stays the same when
    Everything Changes

:)

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