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kaylaann

1. kaylaann
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   August 20, 2011 12:34am UTC
   JERSEY SHORE
   * I'm like a praying mantis, after I have s*x with a guy I rip their heads off *
   - jwoww
   
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2. kaylaann
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   August 20, 2011 12:22am UTC
   JERSEY SHORE
   * It doesn't show up "stripper pole" on my credit card does it? my dad will be like WTF? *
   - snooki
   
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3. kaylaann
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   August 20, 2011 12:11am UTC
   JERSEY SHORE
   * "These are like weird strawberries, are these good like this" "those are like raspberries" *
   - sammi & deena
   
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4. kaylaann
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   August 20, 2011 12:03am UTC
   JERSEY SHORE
   * F*ck me in the @ss with a spiked bat, i'd rather not do that *
   - ronnie
   
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5. kaylaann
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   August 19, 2011 11:57pm UTC
   JERSEY SHORE
   * Yo, if she still has coloring books, shes too young for you, bro! *
   - pauly d
   
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6. kaylaann
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   August 19, 2011 11:53pm UTC
   JERSEY SHORE
   * Were working at a fu*king pizzaria in Florence. When i'm 80 years old making pizza in my kitchen & i'm teaching my kids how to make pizza & they ask, oh, where'd you make pizza? b*tch i made it in Florence, thats where I made it, so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza *
   - jwoww
   
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7. kaylaann
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   August 19, 2011 11:47pm UTC
   JERSEY SHORE
   * A crow comes & then it starts quacking at us.. or not quacking, what does a crow do? *
   - snooki
   
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8. kaylaann
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   April 25, 2011 10:51am UTC
   push thru the rough days & itll make the good days that much better (:
   
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9. kaylaann
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   April 25, 2011 10:46am UTC
   ‎-- never go to war , especially with yourself
   
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10. kaylaann
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    April 25, 2011 10:42am UTC
    ‎-- Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength. ♥
    
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11. kaylaann
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    April 25, 2011 10:38am UTC
    Haters don't hate you, they hate themselves. you are a reflection of what they wish they could be. ♥
    
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12. kaylaann
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    April 25, 2011 10:33am UTC
    you don't need ANYONE who doesn't need you..
    
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13. kaylaann
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    April 2, 2011 8:04am UTC
    Im a big balla, you a lil smalla,
    Step up to my level, need to grow a lil talla.
    Im a shot calla, get up off ma colla.
    You a Chihuahua
    Im a rottweila
    
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14. kaylaann
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    April 2, 2011 7:58am UTC
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    March 9, 2010 10:57pm UTC
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16. kaylaann
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    March 9, 2010 8:39pm UTC
    Sometimes those things that scare us the most, are also the one who have the most potential to make us the happiest.
    <3
    
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17. kaylaann
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    March 9, 2010 8:30pm UTC
    Life is like poker.
    You bet on something worthless & win or you dont bet on something good & lose.
    True skills are knowing when to play & when to walk away.
    </3
    
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18. kaylaann
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    March 7, 2010 11:16pm UTC
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19. kaylaann
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    January 2, 2010 11:51pm UTC
    Lifes a game but its not fair,
    I break the rules so i don't care.
    
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20. kaylaann
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    January 2, 2010 11:49pm UTC
    i think the only reason everyone hangs onto memories so tight
    is because memories are the only thing stays the same when
    Everything Changes
    
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