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kaykup5

1. kaykup5
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   December 20, 2011 4:27pm UTC
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2. kaykup5
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   December 18, 2011 2:43pm UTC
   If Jenna Marbles was my sister...
   I might have to put myself up for adoption
   cuz i would die from laughter!
   
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3. kaykup5
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   December 12, 2011 9:16pm UTC
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4. kaykup5
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   December 12, 2011 8:48pm UTC
   Sitting in the wrong seat when you have a substitute...
   Like a boss!
   
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5. kaykup5
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   December 12, 2011 8:29pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   you get a funny text message in public
   and start laughing at your phone screen
   (:
   
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6. kaykup5
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   December 12, 2011 8:18pm UTC
   When ever Drake and Josh comes on...
   I can't help ,but sing the theme song out loud (:
   
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7. kaykup5
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   December 12, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   No matter how old you get...
   you can't forget the spongebob theme song<3
   
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8. kaykup5
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   So,i went to the movies with my boyfriend
   and a group of people
   and before i got droped off with my friend
   ..........get this..........
   my mom parked her car behind a bush!
   and my friend and mom were stalkin him!
   haha you gotta love your family & friends
   
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9. kaykup5
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   December 11, 2011 7:56pm UTC
   GUESS WHAT!
   i can have complet controll over your actions for a couple seconds!
   wanna know how???
   okay, so 1st highlight this quote...
   haha told ya! suckaaa, i had complete control over you to turn highlght this quote (;
   -fav if you fell for it! (:
   
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10. kaykup5
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    i'm loser and i know it <3
    just kidding!
    i'm a sexy beast!
    (and you know it)
    
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11. kaykup5
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    Rember when..
    the internet was only used for:
    *webkinz
    *clubpenguin
    *miniclips
    *girlsgogames
    *neopets"
    and...
    "mommy its not working!"
    and now its:
    *facebook
    *witty
    *phonezoo
    *youtube
    and...
    "MOM! ITS AN EMERGANCY COME HERE!"
    -mom comes-
    Mom:whats wrong?!
    Me:THE INTERNETS BROKE CALL THE GEEK SQUAD! ASAP
    soon it will be:
    *boscoves.com
    *qvc.com
    *bingonline.com
    and...
    "How does this damn contraption work?!"
    :)
    time sure does fly by!
    
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12. kaykup5
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    December 10, 2011 11:48pm UTC
    Team:
    Crazy Steve
    <3
    
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13. kaykup5
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    December 10, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    ilovecrazysteve<3!
    
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14. kaykup5
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    December 10, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    -helicopter beeping-
    Drake: its beeping!
    Josh: whats that mean?!
    Drake: it says E...
    Josh: maybe it mean EXTRA fuel :D
    ...20 minutes later...
    parents: how was the water park?
    Drake: fun...
    Josh: WET!
    Drake: :/
    Josh: I HAD A CHURO!
    I these guys<3
    
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15. kaykup5
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    That one kid who has power over everyone
    just by saying 2 words...
    IT'S SNOWING!
    -than the whole class looks outta the window-
    That sure takes skill :)
    I think you just got showed up Harry potter ;D
    
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16. kaykup5
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Teenage Post #6
    When someone is yelling at you
    and your trying so hard
    not to laugh at there angry face :)
    
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17. kaykup5
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Teenage post #5
    When a said song comes on the radio
    and you look out the car window,
    like your in some sort of movie<3
    -anyone else? :)
    
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18. kaykup5
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    November 30, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Drake:JOSH! WHATS THE 9th PLANET FROM THE SUN?!
    Josh: *stats singing*
    I saw jupiter than saturn i saw the earth than mars, uranus & neptune... NEPTUNE NEPTUNE IT's NEPTUNE!
    -Does anyone else sing this song to rember the order of the planets? :)
    
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19. kaykup5
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Who else thinks of something funny
    that happened yesterday than try not to laugh
    and just ends up making an awkward face
    while spitting out laughter anyway?
    :)
    -not just me right?
    
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20. kaykup5
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    That moment when...
    You and your friend are talking about people,and
    you look at your phone and your calling someone
    Then your like,"SHOOT!"
    and quickly think if you said anything about them!
    -does this happen to anyone else?!
    
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