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  1. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 9:51pm EDT
    my hair is getting so long pretty soon it will cover my boobs and then i can stop wearing shirts
    and become the mermaid i was always meant to be

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
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    June 14, 2014 11:53am EDT
    Sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm, but without blankets I'm vulnerable to monsters.

  3. the1975* the1975*
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    June 10, 2014 12:10am EDT
    I hope you fall in love withSomeone who always textsBack and never lets you fallAsleep thinking you'reUnwanted

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    May 3, 2014 7:31pm EDT
    can i have an extra day to write this paper
    i fractured my motivation

  5. Mollie88 Mollie88
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    August 19, 2013 10:40pm EDT
    Someone hold me, I'm done with this game..
    Said I'm sorry, but I'm not to blame.

  6. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
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    August 19, 2013 8:31pm EDT
    I don't have "haters"
    I have friends in denial.
    lolsotrue.com

  7. karsonblake karsonblake
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    August 19, 2013 6:33pm EDT
    "That's what." -She

  8. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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    August 19, 2013 5:38pm EDT
    My friend's voice mail thing:
    You reached my voice mail. Leave a message after the beep, unless you're Anne. F/ck you Anne. *Beep*
    Thanks Derek...

  9. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
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    August 12, 2013 8:17pm EDT
    Not having children
    until 2090 because I want 90s kids

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
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    August 17, 2013 8:56pm EDT
    God created the world in 7 days
    well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

  11. br0kenwings br0kenwings
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    August 19, 2013 10:49pm EDT
    Seventeen years old,
    she was out with her friends.
    THEY STARTED DRINKING AT SOME PARTY
    'til she was three sheets to the wind.
    Her momma always told her
    she could call no matter what.
    She was crying on the front steps
    when her mom showed up.
    Please don't remove this!

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 13, 2013 2:32pm EDT
    AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
    Messages
    Douche
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    August 3rd, 2013
    send me nudes
    you have such a way with words

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 13, 2013 3:15pm EDT
    Every girl has had a pregnancy scare.
    Even if you're a virgin, you think you're pregnant.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 14, 2013 9:47pm EDT
    And in that moment, I swear,
    we were out of food.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 17, 2013 12:49pm EDT
    me: *accidently thinks of something embarassing i did 3 years ago*
    me: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 17, 2013 1:05pm EDT
    I have this disease called awesome.
    You don't have it so you wouldn't understand.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 9, 2013 12:18pm EDT
    If Starbucks delivered,
    I would definatley be a morning person.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 9, 2013 1:01pm EDT
    Okay, puberty. Joke's over.
    Now make me hot.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 10, 2013 1:28pm EDT
    That awesome moment
    when you see your ex with someone uglier than you.

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    August 10, 2013 1:35pm EDT
    Saying "Never mind,"
    because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

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