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  1. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own ar$e.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. megzzyluvzu megzzyluvzu
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Little girl,
    Little girl,
    Can you blame them for hating you?

  5. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Never skip
    to the happy ending;
    You might miss the best part of the story.

  6. redapplecandy redapplecandy
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 5:06pm UTC
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    [<3] press the heart? [<3]

  7. redapplecandy redapplecandy
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 2:22am UTC
    YOU WILL NEVER GET OVER YOUR
    FIRST LOVE -------->
    it doesn't matter how many other guys you date.
    or how long it's been. you will never be over him.
    you might tell your friends he was a "mistake"
    because he broke your heart; but you don't mean it.
    to you he was one of the best things that ever happened.
    you'll try convincing yourself that you don't like him anymore
    and maybe you don't
    but there will always be some sort of feeling inside
    of you that cares about him more than anything.
    admit it; you'd take him back in a heartbeat.
    you get jealous of the girls he flirts with.
    you stay up wondering if he still feels what you do.
    and you won't forget him because he was the first.
    the first boy who stole your heart.
    the first one you trusted and believed loved you back.
    and all it takes is a simple memory of him
    for you to break down and cry and realize
    that you will never be over him.
    Not mine


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. emilyandthatsall emilyandthatsall happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 1:07am UTC
    I never do anything without a damn good
    reason.
    Nmf~

  10. domiiix43 domiiix43
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    An ugly personality
    is what makes someone truly ugly.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  11. foreverinlovewithyou foreverinlovewithyou
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi m or f
    You: is your name cinderella by any chance????
    Stranger: umm noo
    Stranger: haha
    You: damn i thought you were cinderella
    You: im her prince
    You: are you her stepsister then???
    Stranger: o ok want sime naked pics
    You: cinderella, dont be perverted
    Stranger: ok im a male dude
    You: oh damn
    You have disconnected.

  12. Youngblood Youngblood
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Stream of Consciousness #10
    I don't think of whether people are "deserving" of certain things. I get that lots of people get what they don't deserve (be it good or bad). I just think they're lucky or unlucky.
    format by youngblood

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    I'm living in my wildest dreams.
    mf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Sarahbear96 Sarahbear96
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    I Hate It
    When Nobody presses the ❤ button

  18. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    I USED TO THINK THAT ONE DAY WE'D TELL THE ♥ ♥
    story of us
    H O W W E M E T A N D T H E [x][x]
    spaRK S fLEW.
    format-keegster

  19. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    Dear Steve,
    Could you make Witty yellow tomorrow?
    Sincerely,
    The entire Witty population

  20. macNcheese66 macNcheese66
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    If you fight like a Married couple, Talk like Bestfriends, Flirt like first Love, Protect Each other like siblings,
    It's meant to be.
    f o r m a t b y j i m m y 3 6 5

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