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  1. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  2. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:14pm EST
    Admit it,
    you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm EST

  4. BlueEyedCutie BlueEyedCutie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm EST
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  5. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm EST
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  6. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 6:03pm EST
    the strings on my hoodie have to be the same length, otherwise I end up having a mental breakdown

  7. krissxo14 krissxo14
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:17am EDT
    To do list
    Harry Styles
    Louis Tomlinson
    Liam Payne
    Niall Horan
    Zayne Malik

  8. JenMigdalia14 JenMigdalia14
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:12pm EDT
    so Monsters Inc 2 is coming out and Finding Nemo 2 and theyre making a Toy Story 4.....

  9. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:02pm EDT
    Me: *on Witty at 2 a.m., half awake*
    Me: Just one more page...

  10. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:22pm EDT
    Admit it,
    you once recorded yourself singing and almost died.

  11. mawiaah9 mawiaah9
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:03pm EDT
    That panic attack you get when your parents say
    we need to have a talk.

  12. Nirenberge213 Nirenberge213
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 9:11pm EDT
    Here's to the 90's kids
    who don't make the 2000's kids feel useless.

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:49pm EDT
    "We were at Harrys house
    and he was pretending
    to be a whale,
    and his mum came in and
    told him to stop making
    sexual noises"
    -Niall Horan

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:50pm EDT
    does anyone else remember when Miley dated Willis, but then she found out he was only eleven and three quarters?

  15. hapinky9978 hapinky9978
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:36am EDT
    When a guy has prettier eyes than most girls.

  16. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 8:02pm EDT
    That awkward moment
    When a guy accidentally hits your boob.

  17. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:02pm EDT
    me: Mom, can I go out?
    mom: I don't care just don't forget your keys.
    me: Aren't you going to ask where I'm going or give me a curfew...?
    mom: We both know you'll be at the park or getting food.
    me:I could be hanging out with boys.
    mom: HAHAHAHA
    mom: Omg this is so funny!!
    mom: Wait until i tell my friends this!
    mom: "I might be with boys!" *Robotic Voice* HAHA
    mom: Oh god I almost believed you there for a sec..
    mom: Phew, I needed a good laugh.
    mom: Seriously though where are you going?

  18. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:10pm EDT
    "I can't help but try
    and find my
    future wife
    in the croud"
    -Niall Horan

  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:12pm EDT
    *ten years from now*
    Waiter:What kind of dressing would you like on your salad?
    Me: Nutella, please
    nmf - I follow back ^.^

  20. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:43am EDT
    Me: Wow, I'm home alone
    Me: *In the shower* I WISH I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
    Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
    Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
    Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREE
    Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
    Family: *Comes home*
    Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on witty

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