me: Mom, can I go out? mom: I don't care just don't forget your keys. me: Aren't you going to ask where I'm going or give me a curfew...? mom: We both know you'll be at the park or getting food. me: mom: me: me:I could be hanging out with boys. mom: me: mom: HAHAHAHA mom: Omg this is so funny!! mom: Wait until i tell my friends this! mom: "I might be with boys!" *Robotic Voice* HAHA mom: Oh god I almost believed you there for a sec.. mom: Phew, I needed a good laugh. mom: Seriously though where are you going?
Me: Wow, I'm home alone Me: *In the shower* I WISH I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREE Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE Family: *Comes home* Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on witty Tumblr