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  1. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 11:58am UTC
    Weird Fun Facts-#4
    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

  2. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 11:51am UTC
    Weird Fun Facts-#3
    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

  3. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 10:07am UTC
    Weird Fun Facts-#2
    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create energy for an atomic bomb.

  4. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Weird fun facts - #1
    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days , you will have enough sound energy to heat up 1 cup of coffee.

  5. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    I would be chasin.'..but my time would be wastin'.

  6. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 11:39pm UTC
    Boy: Oh she is hot....(checking her out)
    Girl:Oh he is hot....(Smiles)
    Boy's Friend: No she's not she gets straight A's.
    Boy: Oh never mind then...(walks away)
    *Why can't boys be with smart girls who want to get somewhere in life*

  7. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:14pm UTC
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  8. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 10:02am UTC
    You know when someone thinks about themselves first...
    when they write their name on the project first.

  9. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 10:00am UTC
    You know when someone thinks about themselves first...when they write their name first on a group project.

  10. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Sorry, but I am not one of those girls who fall for your "tricks"

  11. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    I am not crazy! Four out of five voices in my head agree with me!!

  12. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    I could be chasin, but my time would be wastin...

  13. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you see a hockey player and you think he is cute....but then he smiles and ruins it all. : )

  14. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 11:04am UTC
    That awkward moment when your Spanish teacher asks you to say something *in Spanish*, but she doesn't say *in Spanish*...so you say it in English and they just stare at you.

  15. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    Why does it seem so easy to find someone you love in stories or movies, but when it comes to real life you have to actually look to find your prince charming....and sometimes you don't even find him.

  16. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    ThAt DaY wHeN i FiNd My EdWaRd CuLlEn...

  17. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    That mini heart attack when you are falling off a cliff, but you are dreaming and you think it's real....

  18. katieking katieking
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Likes it when you do your hair in the morning and you can't make it do what you want to do with so you just straighten it and go. But when you get back and try to redo your hair it stays and looks great, but now you have nowhere to go! :(

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