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  1. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 11:27am UTC
    Don't worry someday you
    will find someone who will
    ruin your lipstick instead
    of your mascara.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    went to my old coach's funeral today.
    i leaned over his casket and said, "walk it off you little b/tch."

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    "What if he's your Romeo but you're not his Juliet?"
    that means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the freakin play.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:13am UTC
    i'm a smart girl who made a stupid choice.
    i trusted him, and now i'm paying the price.

  5. wonderstruck25 wonderstruck25
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 7:22am UTC
    You would think you've said "I'm just tired" enough times for them to catch on.

  6. getlifted420 getlifted420
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:14am UTC
    how can they predict the world ending when they can barely predict the weather?

  7. Riahdeere Riahdeere
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    when he says,
    " i l o v e y o u " f i r s t

  8. vintagekissesx vintagekissesx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:50am UTC
    It's my 16th birthday today.
    I'm not having a huge party, a big cake or anything.
    I'm just so blessed to be here today. I probably wouldn't
    be here without the help of my best friend, Mariah. So,
    instead of asking for 16 faves because it's my birthday,
    I'm asking you to go follow Riahdeere, because she's
    the BEST friend anyone can ask for.

  9. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:15am UTC
    She doesn't deserve you.
    I do.

  10. lexilu4322 lexilu4322
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:12am UTC
    if we acctually die on
    12/21/12
    then i am gonna die without my
    first kiss
    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

  11. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:27am UTC
    I die a little
    inside..when I see...
    '' Old people eating alone in a restaurant..."

  12. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Here's to the girls:
    - To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair.
    - Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad.
    - Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup.
    - Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans.
    - Who love the comfort of T-shirts.
    - Who don't get all the guys.
    - Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends.
    - Who stick to sneakers instead of heels.
    - Who aren't afraid to break a nail.
    - Who don't always get their way.
    - Who don't get everything they want.
    Who don't need a guy to tell them they are beautiful.

  13. GLoveForever GLoveForever
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Friend: Come here
    Me: why?
    Friend: Just come here!
    Me: Noooo you're gonna hit me!
    ahh this is why you're my best friend <3

  14. Meatcheeseandbread Meatcheeseandbread
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃
    Which one's gay?
    Exactly. We're all the same, no matter what sexuality.

  15. 1hockey2lax3crazy 1hockey2lax3crazy
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 6:25am UTC
    Okay, I'm up. I'm dressed. My hair and teeth are brushed. My shoes are tied. Okay. Back to bed.

  16. theoni95 theoni95
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 6:10am UTC
    When your home alone &
    Someone knocks on your door:
    10% say 'who is it'
    64% look through the peep hole
    25% open the door
    1% Crawl quietly to the door and look through the window to make shure its not a masked murder
    Fave if your that 1%

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 11:48am UTC
    Buying A Perfume
    10% because you like the scent & 90% because you like the bottle

  18. Rinna Rinna
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 4:25am UTC
    A good neighbor is one that
    doesn't put a password on their wi-fi

  19. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    When a song has the power to chance your mood..

  20. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Lol So True: #240
    Putting your iPod on shuffle, and then skipping all the way to the songs you know you want to hear.
    lolsotrue.com

:)

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