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  1. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Confession 2:
    I really like this guy...

  2. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Confession 1:
    I am obsessed with 80s movies, Boyce Avenue, and fruit snacks.

  3. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Confessions?
    How ever many faves= the amount of confessions.
    Just thought you guys should know more about me.

  4. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 11:01am UTC
    I had the most amazing dream last night.
    You were you, and I was me.
    There's no other way I'd want it to be.
    Tell me, why don't we speak?
    I woke up and wondered why,
    you've never looked this good in real life.

  5. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    *History class*
    Kid: We have the right to bear arms so we can shoot people.
    Teacher: I'll shoot you.
    Class:
    Class:
    Class:
    Teacher: Wow, that sounded mean...
    True story.

  6. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    *When a girl likes a guy*
    Normal friends: Aww, that's so adorable! I hope he asks you out!
    My friends: HEY, YO, *crush's name*! YOU HER BOYFRIEND NOW, K?

  7. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Oh, my gosh, guys! This is...
    my 300th quote!
    I want to thank everyone who's been with me for the year and, like, three months I've been on Witty. I love you all. Everyone on here is beautiful, in their minds, souls, hearts, everywhere. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
    Peace, losers.

  8. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    She's all laid up in bed with a broken heart
    while I'm drinking jack all alone in my local bar.

  9. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    I don't think I've ever liked anyone more than I like you.

  10. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    When I'm having s///x, I think I'll start singing to lighten the mood.
    "JUST FORGET ABOUT IT ALL... ROLLING IN THE SHEETS!"

  11. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    A part of my knows that you'll never like me back. Yet, another part of me keeps hoping you will.

  12. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    To have a boyfri(end), I'd have to have a boyfri(start).

  13. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    "An apple a day keeps the doctors away."
    Yeah, but, an apple once every month will save you like 100 bucks.

  14. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Story time!
    So, today, we had a guest speaker for my Careers class. She said she needed a volunteer who was wearing a jacket, and I was wearing one. So, she asked if I'd like to come up in front of the class. I said "No, not really...", but she made me go up there anyway. She made me take my jacket off in front of the whole class, which was awkward because my sweater sticks to my jacket and my crush is in that class. Yeah. So, then, she tells me that I had a stroke and I can't use my right arm. So, naturally, I respond with "Lovely..". Well, that gets everyone, including my crush, laughing. So, the lady makes me try and put on my jacket without using my right hand! I looked like a fish with only one fin.... and asthma. Yeah, it was embarassing. So, she shows me a way to do it that makes me look like a moron because I didn't figure it out in the first place. This whole time, my crush is sitting there, laughing (and smiling the cutest smile ever, I might add). When I finally get my jacket back on, she tells me good job, and I ask if I can sit back down.
    The whole point of this story was that my crush was laughing/smiling at me the whole time...

  15. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    So, there's this really popular girl that sits in class and always says, "Oh my gosh, I'm so fat and ugly!"
    The whole class always disagrees besides me and a couple other people. She only does it for attention.
    Next time she says that, I'm going to turn to her and say, "Yeah, you are. Now sit back and deal with it like the rest of us."

  16. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    When you miss someone, but they refuse to talk to you.

  17. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 7:23pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    DATE A BASEBALL PLAYER
    format credit: Missanna

  18. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    Last night, I was texting my crush, and we were being all stupid and silly. Then it turned all serious and he goes "I really like you. Will you go out with me?"
    I said yes.
    And then I woke up.

  19. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Today, I found out we're doing "Deep in the Meadow" from The Hunger Games as our ballad for show choir. I fangirled so much my choir teacher probably thought I was mental.

  20. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    Two black Cadillacs driving in a slow parade. Headlights shining bright in the middle of the day. One is for his wife, the other for the woman who loved him at night. Two black Cadillacs meeting for the first time.

:)

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