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kathy_cat

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Member Since: 4 Dec 2011 08:42am

Last Seen: 6 Aug 2019 07:48pm

user id: 246552

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  1. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    i added a quote 1 month ago
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    omg! thank you soooo much! -__________-

  2. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    That frustrating moment
    when the t.v. channel randomly changes at the best part
    and you can't find the remote to change it back.

  3. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    That you read an awkward moment quote and then it happens awkwardly in an awkward moment in your awkward moment making your awkward life more awkward. Then, just when you think nothing can get even more awkward, the moment gets more awkward and your almost dying from all the awkwardness.
    (confusing? right?)

  4. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    IF YOUR FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL PLEASE COMMENT SAYING, "MIDDLE"
    BUT IF YOUR FROM HIGH SCHOOL PLEASE COMMENT SAYING, "HIGH"
    THANK YOU! :)

  5. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    girl: daaaaaaaaad
    dad: what?
    girl: want some updog for dinner?
    dad: what?
    girl: want some updog for dinner?
    dad: whats updog?
    girl: nothing much, HBU?
    dad: sometimes i wish U would act like U R 18.

  6. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    person 1:Hey your really cute wanna go out?
    person 2: Ummmm... i have a boyfriend
    person 1: and i have a math test tomarow
    person 2: what does that have to do with anything?
    person 1: ... i thought we were both listing stuff we should cheat on

  7. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    I added a quote 1 week ago
    1
    WOW! how nice... ':(

  8. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL END.
    Their was a boy named Matt and he
    had a girlfriend named Ashley.
    One day Matt was giving Ashley a ride, "Can you please slow down a bit, I'm starting to feel a scared.", "This is fun.", Matt said with a big grin, " We are going 120 mph!!! Please SLOW DOWN!" Ashley said in horror, " Ok. I'll slow down if you tell me you love me.", "Fine, I love you, NOW SLOW DOWN!","Give me a hug." *girl hugs him*," Their! NOW SLOW DOWN!!!!" Ashley scearming, "Ok but can take off my helmet and wear it ?Its squeezing my head.", "Sure, now SLOW DOWN!!!"...
    On the newspaper the next day: Motorcycle crashes into builging. Their were was a couple but 1 died and 1 survived.
    The truth: Half way down the road Matt noticed that the brakes were broken and he didnt tell the girl because he didnt want her to worry even more so instead he made her say, "I love you." 1 last time and give him a hug 1 last time and he gave her the helmet so she would survive even though it ment that he wouldnt.
    </3
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  9. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    IM NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME APOLIGIZING BEACAUSE
    IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!!!!!
    Because there is someone better out there for me that will think otherwise

  10. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:27pm UTC
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  11. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:37am UTC
    Hollywood is where they shoot
    too many pictures
    and not enough actors.

  12. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:27am UTC
    Never miss a good chance to shut up

  13. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:25am UTC
    Never take a blind date to a silent film.

  14. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:56am UTC
    Cheer UP!the worst is yet to come.

  15. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:30am UTC
    If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

  16. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:26am UTC
    Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

  17. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 9:22am UTC
    You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

  18. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:18am UTC
    Akward moment
    When your tired and your eyes get teary and your friend asks you "why are you crying?"

  19. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:16am UTC
    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  20. kathy_cat kathy_cat
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:13am UTC
    awkward moment
    you hold the door for someone and you're left standing there for an eternity because they move at a turtle's pace

:)

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