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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 12:36pm UTC

LIFE ISN'T A GARDEN.
So stop being a hoe.

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 12:09pm UTC

You never know what you have...
until you clean your room.

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 12:03pm UTC

I hate when people from my school see me at the supermarket & they're like,
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
And I'm just like,
"Oh you know, just hunting elephants."

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 11:59am UTC

If a.ssholes could fly...
the world would be an airport.

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 11:49am UTC

My friend thinks he's so smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face...

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 11:40am UTC

Watermelon: Lets run away together!!
Canteloupe: I'm sorry......
Canteloupe: But I 'can't'aloupe

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 11:36am UTC

When you make a joke and someone you hate laughs.
No b.itch, you aren't allowed to laugh.

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 11:32am UTC

People say you can't live without love...
...I think oxygen is more important.

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 11:30am UTC

I hate smarta.ss teachers.
Me: Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: B.ITCH, I WILL S.HIT ON YOUR DESK!

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 11:06am UTC

Where do geologists go for entertainment?
to rock concerts.

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katherinexP
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June 23, 2013 10:20pm UTC

When I'm bored nobody texts me.
When I'm busy I'm the most popular person on the planet.

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katherinexP
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June 23, 2013 10:05pm UTC

What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.

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katherinexP
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June 23, 2013 9:42pm UTC

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it's my iPhone.

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katherinexP
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June 23, 2013 9:38pm UTC

Theres always one girl in your school that's obsessed with horses.

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katherinexP
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June 23, 2013 9:36pm UTC

If I got a dollar for everytime I thought of you...
I'd start thinking about you.

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katherinexP
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June 23, 2013 9:31pm UTC

I always say "I shouldn't be telling you this.." at the beggining of every conversation so people will listen to what I'm saying.

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katherinexP
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June 23, 2013 9:29pm UTC

I'm always right about stuff I want to be wrong about.
But I'm always wrong about stuff that I want to be right about.

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katherinexP
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June 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC

The people at the pet store sure do get mad when you dress up like Mario and run around hitting turtles with a hammer.

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:23pm UTC

Don't you hate it when you
look all around the house
and car for your underwear...
and they were on your head
the whole time?

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 8:46pm UTC

That annoying moment
when you have to keep removing your headphones
because someone keeps talking to you.

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