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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    am I the only one who doesn't think
    lana del ray is attractive and actually thinks she looks like a trashy wh.re?

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 7:44am UTC
    How good is your english?
    Write a word that starts with 'C'
    and ends with 'E'

  3. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    Person: are you left or right handed
    Me: yes

  4. SunKissedBeauty SunKissedBeauty
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 12:40am UTC
    so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some sh.t please f.ck off im too tired for this”

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:13am UTC
    Chick: *has the same name as me.*
    Me: Who does this b.tch think she is?

  6. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:54am UTC
    A day without sunshine is..well..you know..night.
    , __ ,

  7. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:57am UTC
    My fake plants died because i didn't pretend to water them.
    u.u

  8. QuietlyLoud QuietlyLoud
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 9:35am UTC
    when someone calls me ugly i cut myself...
    a piece of cake

  9. pastelstarsx pastelstarsx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 10:11am UTC
    You can't buy happiness,
    but you can buy icecream
    which is kinda the same
    thing.

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 11:16am UTC
    The best thing about real life
    is you don't have to put numbers at the end of your name to make it unique

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    Make fun of Kim and Kayne's baby North West all you want
    That baby is headed straight to the top...And sightly to the left.

  12. pastelstarsx pastelstarsx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 10:17am UTC
    WTF
    (wheres the food)

  13. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    That annoying moment
    when someone replies to your profile comment after a year

  14. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    Me: *Has no internet*
    Me: *Raises computer up to window like a god*
    Me: Wifiwifiwifiwifiwifiwifiwifiwifiwifi

  15. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    I wish
    my eyes could take photos.

  16. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    6/24/13 10:15 PM EDT
    Hey guys, not gonna lie, I'm really really upset. This f*cking b*itch lady from the Bert show publically made fun of Niall on the radio. She made fun of the fact that he had a crush on her, she led him on then talked about in on air. I'm mad, here's a link if you want to hear this: http://louiswilliams.tumblr.com/post/53792157382/blamestyles-the-bert-show-interview
    This just makes me super super super mad, I can't even I'm SO ANGRY. She humiliated my boy on live radio. Sorry I'm done. I needed to vent.
    As for today's info, Louis and Zayn were in Maryland today and they saw a Baltimore Orioles game. Niall, Harry, the band and the 5SOS boys stayed in DC and saw a Rolling Stones concert. Liam wasn't seen.
    On the bright side tomorrow the FULL trailer for This Is Us will be out!
    Tomorrow's Tour Info: The boys have a show in Philadelphia at the Wells Fargo Center tomorrow. They are in my state I'm crying because I can't go see them lol.
    Rumors: None
    Links: Harry today: http://t.co/xgWiWLilEh

  17. tryingtofindmyself63 tryingtofindmyself63
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    By the power vested in me,
    I now pronouce you
    BLOCKED & DELETED...
    you may now kiss my @ss!

  18. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    I'm always the second choice

  19. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 12:42am UTC
    Me: Okay, time to clean my room.
    - 5 minutes into cleaning -
    Me: OH MY GOD LOOK
    Me: IT'S THAT THING I LOST 3 YEARS AGO
    Me: THIS IS LIKE THE MOST AMAZING DISCOVERY EVER
    - 1 hour later -
    Mom: Have you finished cleaning your room yet?
    Me: What

  20. allisonlol allisonlol
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    I hate people that think there perfect I mean REALLY just dont get it

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