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katherinexP

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Member Since: 12 Jun 2013 08:56pm

Last Seen: 31 Jul 2013 11:15am

Gender: F

user id: 362928

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Katherine
single pringle | 15 | USA | Allison ♥

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Okay guys, I'm sorry that I faked myself.
I know it's wrong and mostly everyone is fakes.
Guys, I'm really, really sorry. Really sorry.

 

 

 

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  1. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Teacher: What are you doing? Are you learning anything?
    Me: No, I'm listening to you

  2. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 10:59am UTC
    ANYONE can be cocl
    But it takes practice to be awesome
    Format by Breeze

  3. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 10:56am UTC
    if you have 35+.. you're spoiled! [] own car [x] cell phone [] own phone line [] bf/gf [] own bathroom []own room [] 2 or more story house [] built-in pool(???) []guest house [x]game room/play room []tv in your room [x] queen size bed [] more than 20 pairs of shoes [] 10+ things from a designer store [x] good grades
    [] Dior sunglasses [] louis vuitton purse [] iPod [x] XBOX [x] PS3 [x] mp3 player You or your family has... [] Mercedes Benz [] BMW [x] basketball hoop [] air hockey table []pool table [] ping pong table [x] ]trampoline
    [] live ON a lake or pond [] own a pair of skiis [] own a snowboard []has a boat [] has a jet ski [] has a beach house/ cabin [] only child [] stereo system in bedroom [x] DVD player in bedroom [] 100+ dvd's [] gets $50+ for allowance each month [] goes shopping every month [x] shops at abercrombie (sometimes) [] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend [] makeup [] perfume [] AIM [] MSN [x]Yahoo [] 5+ trophies [x] own digital camera [] walk-in closet [X]bike [] electric scooter [] dirt bike/quad [] 4X4 truck [x] guitar/drums [] hammock []been on a cruise [x] traveled out of the country [] weight set/ workout set in house [] personal fit trainer [] expensive jewerly [] met a celeb [X] straightening/curling iron [X] gets hair done/nails/spas [] on/was on a varsity team for the school [] own batting cage [] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now [] own savings account [] 1+ BEST friends [] been to the carribean [] been to europe. [] been to hawaii [] been to NY [] shopped in seattle [] eaten at the space needle in seattle [] been on the eiffel tower in paris [] been on the statue of liberty in NY [] been on the honor roll for 2+ years [] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday [] lives on a private property [] license [] moved 3+ times [] sports car [] hot tub [x] pet(s) [] ranch [x] at&t [] verizon [] cingular [] Sprint [] virgin mobile / other [] been to 5+ states in the US. [X] dont have a job. (I'm still in school :D) [] 100+ friends on facebook [x] alarm clock [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday [] eat-out almost everyday [] been in a limo [] own camcorder [x] own laptop [] own desktop Overall Total 23 You spoiled?
    [] yes [] heck no. [x] hmm...

  4. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 10:06am UTC
    Offering someone food and
    secretly hoping that they don't
    want it

  5. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    Be a
    fruit loop
    in a world of
    cherrios

  6. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when someone says
    "you two should date!!"

  7. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    Will you date me?
    Breathe if yes,
    swim across the atlantic ocean
    while reciting the bible in
    japanese if no

  8. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    I love how in scary movies the person yells out
    "Is anyone there?"
    As if the killer is going to be like
    "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

  9. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched?
    Because if it's bothering you I can stop.

  10. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.

  11. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    That annoying moment when a package says "easy open"
    but you need scissors, a knife, gun, and light sabor to open it.

  12. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    DO NOT READ THE NEXT
    SENTENCE!!
    you little rebel I like you

  13. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    silly hair dresser, always putting
    my batman cape on
    backwards

  14. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    Me...JEALOUS?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
    How'd you know?

  15. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Dammit I'm mad
    is
    Dammit I'm mad
    backwords

  16. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    Whenever I'm in the car and a sad song
    comes on, I act like I'm in a movie.

  17. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    if someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same just say
    "I love YouTube" really fast.

  18. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Brunette: I'll be the first brunette girl to walk on the Moon!
    Ginger: And I'll be the first ginger girl to walk on Mars!
    Blonde: Well I'll be the first blondie girl to walk on the Sun!! :3
    Brunette: But...you'll burn!
    Blonde: Don't be stupid!! I'll go at night.

  19. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably s.hit.

  20. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    "Taco bell isn't real mexican food"
    I know b.itch, I'm not going there for authentic mexican
    cuisine. I'm going there because I'm broke and I like
    tacos.

:)

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