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  1. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:28am UTC
    You go to school nothing happens
    You miss one day:7 fights, 3 teachers missing,
    school had a blackout and rihanna performed in the cafeteria.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 9:06pm UTC
    Perks of dating me:
    •you’ll be the hot one

  3. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    me: *falls down*
    mom: what was that noise?
    me: my shirt fell
    mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
    me: i was in it when it fell

  4. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:25am UTC
    why is it that like 99.9% of girls look
    thin and cute in over sized shirts
    but I look like a beanbag
    © Jannette's format

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
    I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
    TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    The worst type of crying is the silent one
    The one when everyone is asleep.
    The one where you feel it in your throat ,
    and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
    The one where you just want to scream.
    The one where you have to hold your breath
    and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
    The one where you can't breath anymore.
    The one that you realize that the person that
    meant the most to you,
    is gone...

  7. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    The mini heart attack
    you have when your foot slides down one stair. ♥

  8. lynskywalker lynskywalker
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Whenever someone says "you just made my day" it makes my day :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    ⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆
    ⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆
    ⋆ ⋆ ⋆⋆ ⋆
    When the man of your dreams
    finally tells you he
    ⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ loves you<3
    CookieDoughFormats

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    When 2 girls saw Liam and Niall,
    they asked to have a picture with just Liam.
    As Niall walked off fream,
    Liam grabbed his hood,
    forcing him to stay in the picture.

  12. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Cause I wanna wrap you up
    Wanna kiss your lips
    I wanna make you feel wanted
    And I wanna call you mine

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    "Niall's like my girlfriend.
    Everytime we hang out, I buy him food
    Whenever he is hungry and take him
    Wherever he wants."
    -Liam Payne


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. moniqueasaurus moniqueasaurus
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Next time you think of beautiful things,
    Don't forget to count yourself in.

    nmf

  16. beanx124578 beanx124578
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Putting on jeans:
    Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE.

  17. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    When I Go To Bed
    half the time I'm not really sleeping, Im usually lying there making scenerios
    in my head.

  18. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    parents call it
    'bad grades.'
    we call it
    still passing.
    nmf

  19. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    69
    "BAHAHAH! lol i'm so immature..."
    *takes screenshot*
    **taFormat by twilightgirl995

  20. x3Taytay x3Taytay
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    If I lay here,
    If I just lay here..
    Would you lie with me and;
    >>>>>>>> Just forget the world?

:)

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