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karlyxx3

1. karlyxx3
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 10:29am UTC
   If practice makes perfect, and
   There's no such thing as
   perfect,
   Why Practice?
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2. karlyxx3
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 4:43pm UTC
   *****
   Tip to reduce weight:
   first turn your head to the right,
   then turn it to the left.
   repeat the exercise
   every time you are offered to eat.
   *****
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3. karlyxx3
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   September 3, 2011 4:32pm UTC
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4. karlyxx3
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 4:22pm UTC
   i fight my own battles.
   {lol jk,
   pikachu,
   i choose you.}
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5. karlyxx3
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 4:15pm UTC
   SARCASM
   the witty will have fun
   but the stupid wont get it :)
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6. karlyxx3
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 4:10pm UTC
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   you can call me an alcoholic
   i just call it a damn good time ;) ♥
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7. karlyxx3
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 1:51pm UTC
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   you picked me up, you took me home, you put
   your hands around my waist, you took off
   my top, then you put your lips on mine.
   THANK GOD IM A PEPSI BOTTLE! <3
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8. karlyxx3
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 1:40pm UTC
   facebook- a place where people express their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. <3
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9. karlyxx3
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2011 1:39am UTC
   Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our toys to the less fortunate ;)
   
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10. karlyxx3
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Twinkle,
    Twinkle,
    Little Whores,
    Wear your clothes,
    That's what they're for <3
    
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11. karlyxx3
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    August 2, 2011 9:07pm UTC
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