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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 10:27pm UTC

It's terrible that people
actually hate themselves
because they aren't a certain weight
or don't have certain grades.
It's even worse that people will
physically cut themselves open
because they don't like certain things
or don't have a certain amount of friends.
They're terrified of being judged
or criticized
because they don't look like the cover of that magazine.
So maybe if we showed people
that it is okay to be who they are,
rather than just saying,
"don't be afraid to be you!"
or, "just be confident"
then maybe there would be
less people with slashes on their wrists
and less notes ending with "I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough"

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Shoutout to the ones
Who wait all year just to tell their friends 'I havn't showered since last year' at 12:00 on January 1st.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Band member: *Smiles into crowd*
12 year old fangirl: Sweet Jesus he just smiled at me, and we so have a connection. He gave me that smirk like I was the most beautiful things he's ever need. And I think he winked at me and omg what if we get married?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 6:18pm UTC

today i was at the gym and as i walked to the showers i heard loud music coming from a room at the end of the hallway, so i walked over to see what was going on. there, in a darkened room, a middle aged man was alone, peddling furiously on one of the bike machines and passionately mouthing the words to "single ladies".

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:21pm UTC

me in the evening:oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning:AM I A F-CKING IDIOT

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伤*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC

the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i'm too poor to buy lovely gifts
for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
Dad:He knows how long you sleep in
Dad:He knows that you've been baked
Dad:He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:43pm UTC

finals week
fneals weix
nfels wix
nelft ix
netflix

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Sophie*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: ''Puts earbuds in''
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: ''takes out earbuds''
Parents:
Parents:
Me: ''puts earbuds back
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what

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Llama Princess*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:43pm UTC

That moment when you accidentally throw something away and then later realize that you actually needed it?
Haha, I did this with my life.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC

Me: *Walks into ice cream parlor*
Me: *Braces self*
Me: I would like a vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.
Me: Nailed it.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC

christmas list:
killer eyebrows
a boyfriend
anything edible really
selfie skills

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orangeflowers
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 2:06pm UTC

As long as you love me,
give me that old school love right now.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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sadface
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Forget the things you want to forget.
It's easy if you focus on the good things hard enough.

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lauralove
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 2:15pm UTC

I waste 70% life at school.
and 30% life on witty

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Cammie
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 9:55pm UTC

i wear black so you know
i'm always ready for your funeral

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 9:47pm UTC

u (◠‿◠✿)
did not (◠‿◠✿)
teach us this (◠‿◠✿)
why is it (◠‿◠✿)
on the test (◠‿◠✿)
B×TCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

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paramoreforever
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 7:59pm UTC

I hate when people say "ew you like him? But he's weird" or "he's a player". I'm the type of person who tries to see the good in everyone so I'm sorry if my taste in guys doesn't match yours.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 8:44pm UTC

You're cute & I'm ugly.
Opposites attract, we have to date.
Sorry I don't make the rules.

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