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karliethecool

1. karliethecool
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2013 11:29pm UTC
   Do you ever get a paper in school and it may not even be hard at all, just something that takes alot of thinking or writing (like graphs or the quadratic formula) and you just look at it like, “No... no... I'm not doing this... no...”
   
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2. karliethecool
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 7:15pm UTC
   are you from tennesse because make out with me
   .
   
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3. karliethecool
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2013 7:23pm UTC
   Google
   how to be not ugly
   Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
   format credit to: JazziShae
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4. karliethecool
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2013 7:15pm UTC
   me: *bursts into tears*
   everyone: omfg what's wrong karlie?? is it about a boy??
   me: *nods head*
   everyone: who did this to you, you poor thing! tell me!
   me: every cute that ever existed... they.. they're not dating me and... oH GOD I'M JUST SO HEARTBROKEN THIS IS AWFUL
   
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5. karliethecool
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2013 7:11pm UTC
   Witty: "Post a Funny Joke"
   Me: Don't me tell me what to do
   
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6. karliethecool
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2013 7:47pm UTC
   Me at school literally every day.
   Boy: Hey!
   Me: OMG YESSS!!! uhh... i mean... hh...hehh....hhuhuh..... heeeeyyyYYYYYYyyyyy!!! *somehow trips on thin air into the garbage bin which happens to be a secret portal to space and is saved from embarassment forever because i died in space because no oxygen*
   
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7. karliethecool
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2013 7:24pm UTC
   me when other people tell everyone about a certain song: ugh what the heck is your problem i don't care?? it's just a song
   me when i find a certain song that i love: OH MY GODDD EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS IT'S AMAZINGGG HOLY CRAP OK OK MRS TEACHER YES PLEASE WRITE THIS SONG ON YOUR BOARD THANK YOU VERY MUCH YES I DID TAKE MY PILLS THIS MORNING
   
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8. karliethecool
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 7:02pm UTC
   hey are you disney's laugh track?? (: (:
   because you're annoying as heck (: (:
   
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9. karliethecool
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2013 9:43pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when she's got a big booty but you accidentally call her small booty because the lighting was weird in that club
   
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10. karliethecool
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Dear girls who come to school dressed like they're going on a photoshoot:
    how?? i can hardly even bother to brush my hair um
    
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11. karliethecool
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    August 26, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    I blame Adam and Eve for not killing the first spider on the earth. If they just killed it there would be no spiders ever... ughh guys who even cares aBOUT THAT SNAKE COME HERE KILL THE SPIDER
    
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12. karliethecool
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Next week on My Strange Addiction:
    "Hello, i'm Karlie! I'm 13 years old and i'm addicted to saying swag after every sentence."
    Karlie says around 500 sentences a day. That's 500 swag's a day.
    
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13. karliethecool
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    me returning to school:
    "oh dang it i left my dignity at home"
    
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14. karliethecool
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    July 31, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    me flirting: hey you're ugly bye
    
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15. karliethecool
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    remember that one time when you turned on your laptop and joined witty and lost your social life
    yeah
    that was fun huh
    
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16. karliethecool
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    does anyone else hate the letter "i" or is it just me um. like i hate writing it so much??
    
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17. karliethecool
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    July 23, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    my singing voice can easily be described as the beautiful sound of "a screaming rabid cat that is also dying"
    
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18. karliethecool
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when you accidentally click "Join Witty" and lose your social life
    
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19. karliethecool
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    June 30, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    Guys... help. I think I'm sick. I like One Direction's music as of this morning...
    
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20. karliethecool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    What if in the future anti-social computer addicts become the cool people
    
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