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karhofzoe
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 7:02pm UTC

*me and my friend cathryn walking to art*
her: *wraps arms around pole* just leave us alone.
me: you and the pole look very cute together *makes heart*
her: we're a very cute couple, me and pole.
me: cathryn and pole. i ship it.
her: *starts loling*
me: it's canon.
her: *continues loling*
me: except that stupid stop sign is cockblocking you guys.
her: *loling*
me: .... i'm so making this a book. *thinking quote*

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 5:00pm UTC

The best way to spread Christmas
cheer is quoting Elf for all to hear.
- my friend

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Butterflies don't know
the color of their wings,
but human eyes know
how beautiful it is.
Likewise, you don't know
how good you are,
but others can see
that you are special.

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karhofzoe
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December 3, 2012 7:01pm UTC

"It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come."
- Caesar, Julius Caesar

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 11:31pm UTC

According to my ads preferences,
Google thinks I speak Japanese, Korean, and Slovenian.
違います！

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:42pm UTC

That awkward moment when you know a freshman who got his temps before a junior you know got her driver's license.

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karhofzoe
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December 2, 2012 6:38pm UTC

me: *stubs toe and screams in pain*
parents: hmm i wonder what that minor disturbance is
me: *accidentally knocks down shampoo bottle in shower and makes a slight thud sound*
parents: HOLY CRUD OH MY LORD WHAT WAS THAT NOISE WAS THAT A GUNSHOT OH MY LORD OUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 11:29am UTC

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be
matchbox 20 - "unwell"

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC

this is ten percent luck
twenty percent skill
fifteen percent concentrated power of will
five percent pleasure
fifty percent pain
and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
fort minor - remember the name

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger
More then ever ever after
Our work is never over

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 6:06pm UTC

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
- a few good men

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 4:07pm UTC

disney: let's make a show about 11 year olds in high school
me: disney
disney: and make talking fish
me: what are you doing
disney: and make bailey from suite life on deck a babysitter
me: disney
disney: and never play our old shows again
me: stahp

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC

THERE'S NO ONE I'D RATHER BE
THAN ME.
- wreck-it ralph

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:47pm UTC

roses are red
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one doesn't

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 12:34pm UTC

SO SATURDAY MORNING
it was 12:30 a.m.
and people were still going into IHOP
even though the half the entire restaurant
was occupied
by theatre kids.

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 8:04pm UTC

I have trust issues.
Why?
Because of those Skittles where the color doesn't match the flavor.

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 9:27pm UTC

|put|on|a|mask|
eraseyourself
that's correct human nature

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Boyfri(end).
Girlfri(end).
Piz(forever)za.
nmq

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karhofzoe
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 7:58am UTC

that amazing moment
when you waterbend in science
and you say you're a waterbender
and someone says "but everything changed when the fire nation attacked..."

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karhofzoe
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October 23, 2012 10:26am UTC

“If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”
― Abraham Harold Maslow

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