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1. mandababy
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria Secrets Angels.
   
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2. tylerr
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself
   yet i still think i'm better than everyone else.
   
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3. dakotashine
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2012 6:03pm UTC
   For those
   who didnt make it
   till 2012
   
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4. mystic_tatertot*
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   "Words,capable of both inflicting injury and remedying them .”
   -Albus Dumbledor
   
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5. cookiemonster13
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 10:32pm UTC
   Am i the only 1 who didnt know
   "bing" stood for "because its not
   google" or is it just me..
   
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6. OliviaLee
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 8:51pm UTC
   waiting for you is like
   waiting for rain in this drought, useless and disappointing.
   - A Cinderella Story ♥
   
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7. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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8. Yuri
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 10:41am UTC
   Am I the only one
   who's never seen a pizza delivery girl?
   
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9. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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10. Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 7:08am UTC
    Somethings are so
    awkward to say, but so easy to text.
    
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11. erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     
    
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12. twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:55am UTC
    Guys, I think I might be pregnant
    I haven't had my period since last year.
    
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13. confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Fine.
    - Empty
    - Broken
    - Useless
    - Crushed
    -Betrayed
    - Confused
    - Distant
    - Bitter
    - Pathetic
    Yup. Just fine.
    
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14. _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    format: _Hey_Bro_
    It hurts,
    to see the person you love, be with the person they
    love, knowing its not you.
    
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15. cndcdancer97
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    "So how far have you gone with a guy?"
    "....Well there was this one time..we made eye contact. It was awesome."
    
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16. _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:25pm UTC
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17. Yuri
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    Anyone else Lie in bed
    making mental movies of perfect scenarios in life?
    
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18. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    Not being able to finish a sentence
    because you're laughing so hard about the ending.
    nmf
    
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19. kaylalynne62610
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    Confession 15
    Last confession...I'm an elephant. Goodnight.
    
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20. mustaches_
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    I miss the sound of your voice
    and I miss the rush of your skin
    and I miss the still of the silence,
    as you breathe out, I breathe in.
    
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