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happiest*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 2:02pm UTC

first day of school
walking into class , seeing who is in it , & thinking
" you've got to be kidding "

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Waitress: What would you like to drink?
Me: the blood of my enemies.
Waitress:
Me:
Waitress:
Me:
Waitress: is pepsi okay?

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AwkwardlyAnna
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 2:55pm UTC

the strands in your eyes«
that color them wonderful;
stop me and steal my breath

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AwkwardlyAnna
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 8:55am UTC

make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears.
-Laird Hamilton

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AwkwardlyAnna
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 6:56pm UTC

*watching the Lion King with my dad*
Simba: dad, we're pals right?
Mufasa: of course!
Me: Dad-
Dad: No.

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AwkwardlyAnna
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 7:09pm UTC

"I want to be a writer."
"oh really? what would you write about?"
"life. none of this fairytale business, no guy-chases girl bullsh.t, and no vampires. I want heartbreak, I want honest-to-God feelings. I want beautiful tragedies that might leave a person broken, but also show the promise of starting over, and maybe I'll throw some happy endings in there, we'll see. I want to teach my generation what it's like to think for themselves, to form opinions based off of experience and knowledge. But mostly, I want to teach them to love others, regardless of their flaws, because in real-life, you really don't know anyone unless you've been in their head."

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AwkwardlyAnna
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 1:33pm UTC

People think a soulmate is your perfect fit.
and that's what everyone wants.
but a true soulmate is a mirror; the person who shows you everything you're holding back.
a soulmate's purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart so new light can get in.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Maybe that's why, as English speakers,
we use words "like" and "um" so much ;
We're always searching for words
that aren't there.
— nayyirah waheed

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Wonderwall;
won-der-wall, adjective
Someone you find yourself thinking
about all the time, the person you are
completely infactuated with.
Pewdiepie

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Marilyn_Monroe
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:16pm UTC

"I'm pretty, but not beautiful. I sin, but I'm not the devil. I'm good, but I'm not an angel."
Marilyn Monroe

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC

My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
It kind of just happened.
I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
so , witty girls , just remember...
Love comes when you least expect it

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls your name*
Me: Here
Me: nailed it

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xstories_
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Today was my school talent show.
Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
W

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC

Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
15) He spit on his fans
I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

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partyintheusa
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 3:09pm UTC

WHEN YOU'RE STUDYING AND
SUDDENLY THE WALL BECOMES VERY INTERESTING.

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:21pm UTC

imagine if you met someone on witty and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined with books and boxsets and momentos from all the conventions you attended together and it would all be because you decided to fave their quote

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still_standing_strong
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 11:04pm UTC

ONE SMA LL CRACK,
dOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE BROKEN,
IT MEANS YOU WERE PUT TO THE TEST, AND YOU DIDN'T FALL APART.

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still_standing_strong
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 8:21pm UTC

We don't have the power
to choose where we came from,
but we can still choose where we go from there.

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