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Member Since: 7 Nov 2011 07:48pm

Last Seen: 25 Jul 2012 10:39am

user id: 235577

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Hey My Name Is Laura. Im Very Outgoing and nice and cool when you get to know me. I am there for everyone that needs me but when i need someone there is noone.
 
My Favorite Color is neon green(:
Im Addicted to my phone.
I cheer, dance, and play soccer(:
ComplicatedCupcake is my witty bff<3 

 
  1. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    If I Told You My Secret;
    Would You Promise To Keep It?

  2. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    KEEP WITTY CONTRACT!
    Steve,
    [the owner of WittyProfiles.]
    has asked us all politely if we could stop swearing..
    or Witty is gone, forever.
    sign this petition if you promise not to swear,
    copy & paste & keep this contract going;
    fave this if you signed. :)
    ♥ xpeacexsmileex
    ♥ roseisamazing5
    ♥gilliaanx
    ♥ xoxodancebabi11
    ♥ nina99
    ♥ neonmaklexds
    ♥ lillyann_13
    ♥ iminlovewithdanthechipmunk
    ♥paramoreforever
    < 3 AnaCastro196
    ♥ Kailinannelise(:

  3. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
    No More Soda.
    To Give
    People A Chance.
    Not To Eat A Lot Of Candy
    GET HIGHER GRADESS.!!!

  4. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    Saying"you're welcome!"
    really l o u d l y when someone forgets to say thank you.♥

  5. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW ANY ONE?

  6. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 12:47am UTC
    I'm Thirteen.
    Been Called Fat Multiple Times By My Sister
    Im A 115 pounds
    Im Going On A Diet.

  7. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    look like a girl,
    act like a lady,
    think like a guy,
    work like a boss.

  8. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
    ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day:(
    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two
    people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
    brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
    her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
    wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
    would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your
    life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow
    will be the best day of your life..
    However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have
    bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  9. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Dear Hopeless,
    Move over, I'm joining you tonight. ♥

  10. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    I Wish I Was Good Enough For You.
    not my format

  11. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    Becareful who you trust, because your so called "friends" may turn on you one day ..
    :

  12. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Talking To Him Just Makes My Night<3

  13. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:09pm UTC
    Watching FAT ALBERT
    I LOVE THIS MOVIEEE<3

  14. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:58pm UTC
    Put A Condom On Your Heart And F**k Your Feelings

  15. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:59am UTC
    For Every Fave I Will Post a Confession(:

  16. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    I have screwed up 54% of my teenage life.
    [ ] Kissed someone before dating
    [X ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [X] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far:2
    [ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [ X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [X] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 5
    [ X] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [ X] Text people during class
    [X] Passed notes
    [X] Threw stuff across the room
    [X] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 10
    [X] Took pictures during school hours
    [] Called someone during school hours
    [X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 12
    [X] Threw something at the teacher
    [X] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class
    [X ] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 14
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far:14
    [X] Faked your parents signature
    [] Slept in class
    [X] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [X] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far:18
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up ___ of my teenage life."

  17. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    I Just Love Being Ignored.

  18. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    I'm mature enough to forgive you, but I'm not dumb enough to trust you again.

  19. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
    I LOVE CHRISTMAS
    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE<3

  20. kailinannelise kailinannelise
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    LONG BUT PLEASE READ.
    Look at those people out there who are deadly ill and their wish for Christmas was to get better. Look at those families out there who are going through so much. look at those families out there who all they want is for their family to come togetherr again. look at those people who just lost someone special and couldnt spend christmas with them. look at those orphans out there who all they wanted for christmas was a family or even just a place to stay. but most importantly look at you. Be thankful for what you have in life because all those people out there who have it worse than you, would die just to be you.

:)

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