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  1. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    "If your thighs don't jiggle, go see a doctor."
    -Miley Cyrus

  2. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
    Lets turn it TEAL to show
    Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:49am UTC
    "Liam only has one kidney
    because god couldn't find enough
    space for his big heart."
    - Paul Higgins ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  5. EMAsayNAY99 EMAsayNAY99
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    Reasons to have a best guy friend
    Guys don't start rumors for no apparent reason.
    They won't tell anyone your secrets.
    They don't PMS and randomly act super rude.
    They aren't two faced.
    They stick up for you no matter what.
    They will give you their sweatshirt when you get cold.
    They will carry you when you get hurt.
    And they might even fall in love with you

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Steps to avoid a sea bear
    1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
    2) Never wear a sombrero
    3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
    4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
    5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
    Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

  7. TheGirlWhoDared TheGirlWhoDared
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Ok so for everyone who likes this,
    I will go on your profile,
    And write a nice
    Based on
    What I
    It may take
    Me a While,
    But I promice
    I will write one!
    Thank You!!!!!!!

  8. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    This is Steve.
    How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
    1 FAVE = 1 HUG

  9. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
    1111 tumblr

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:46am UTC
    May the fourth be with you!
    Format by Breeze

  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    I tried to prankcall
    Domino's, and I asked
    'Is this the Krusty Crab?"
    And he said
    "No this is Patrick!"
    Lol. True.. Story..

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Keep this in mind
    One day,there's going to be a guy
    Who's going to love you , your body, your smile
    They way you walk , the way you talk , the way you laugh.
    He's going to love you and you are going to feel confident
    and on top of the world
    One day , you won't feel insecure.
    Your day is coming,
    I promise.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    I wish I could take every kid
    that looks in the mirror and says
    "I'm not beautiful"
    and get them to see what it takes to look like those people in magazines,
    they would feel so much better about themselves,
    because those photos aren't real..
    -Miley Cyrus

  15. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    They should invent
    a treadmill with a laptop built
    in and the internet wouldn't
    work unless you were actually
    walking and if you wanted to
    download something you had
    to run and the faster you run
    the faster it downloads.
    I'd buy it and lose so
    much weight.

  16. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, its normal,
    but when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:26am UTC
    I was there. I was hopeless, scared, and afraid. I didn't know what was going to happen next. I will be brutally honest with you, I wanted to die. I thought, "Why am I here?" "What's the reason to live?" But, then I began to think. How would my family feel? I'm the only one they have left. They love me so much. Or my best friends? They care about me a lot. Life puts you through so many struggles only to make you stronger. You know the quote, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" ? That's how it goes. You're alive right now. You're meant to be here. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Stay strong. There is hope.

  19. imperfection101 imperfection101
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    i asked him, 'how long do you see us dating?'
    there was a pause and then he answered,
    i'm gonna marry you, so..

  20. JustTheseQuotes JustTheseQuotes
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice. -Drake
    format: jayciecutie01


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