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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:56pm UTC

Me on omegle:
Stranger: You're cute :)
You: Aww, thanks :)
Stranger: Show me your t*ts.
Really??

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:52pm UTC

SPONGEBOB : HEY PATRICK.. I KNOW SOMETHING FUNNIER THAN 24...
PATRICK : YEAH???
SPONGEBOB : ....25!
BOTH : HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Lost a follower?
DINKLEBURG!!!

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC

When you have a million different quotes to post in your mind...
and you forget all of them.

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Where did my Summer go?
*Tries to think of what I did all Summer*
The internet....
nmf

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:45am UTC

girl: Heyyyy
girl: Oh, sorry! Wrong IM!
guy:That's ok.
That was totally not the wrong IM... ;)
nmf

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:40am UTC

Me without you is like
Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:38am UTC

♥
Every love story is beautiful,
but ours is my favorite
♥

nmf

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:32am UTC

Finding a spider isn't the problem...
losing it is...
mf

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:27am UTC

When a guy tries to do your hair...
so cute♥

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:37pm UTC

When someone is "jocking" on witty, they only get pointed out on that if the quote is from a "popular" account on witty. And one more thing... It's not "jocking" if the person writes 'nmq/nmf' k? ok.

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC

whenever I see
a pretty format
I try to find a quote for it!
mq/nmf

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Me: Please can you grow?
Hair: no lol
Boobs: nope
Stomach: OF COURSE BABE ANYTHING FOR YOU!
Me: -.-

nmq/nmf

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jxmxb
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:26am UTC

My dramatic exit was ruined
when I forgot my jacket

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jxmxb
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:21am UTC

Saying "hi" to your crush expectation vs reality
Expectation: Hey, what's up? *looking cute and flirty*
Reality: OMG HIIIIIII!!!!! *smiles big and waves uncontrollably*

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jxmxb
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:15am UTC

Jill
Like if you think everyone is beautiful in their own way and should realize that.
1 hour ago ·0 comment · 1,000,000 Likes
nmf

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jxmxb
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:08am UTC

I. Dare. You.
To wear no make up for a day
to bake brownies and eat them. Eat as many as you want.
to tell a b/tch how you really feel.
To laugh hysterically.
Not to worry if you look stupid.
To run around in a field with your friends.
and just scream.
if you cry, let it all out.
To randomly kiss your crush.
To speak your mind in class.
Question the rules.
Get into trouble.
For one day, I dare you to be
100% you.
nmq half mf

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jxmxb
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:06am UTC

Okay, ready to add my quote...
Oh wait, there's no category for 'true sh*t' or 'i f*cking hate everyone'

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jxmxb
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:59am UTC

I ♥ Haters :)

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jxmxb
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 1:16am UTC

Oh, you don't like me?
Let me write that down in my 'Things I Don't Give a F*ck About' Notebook.
nmf. Jayciecutie01's signature format.

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