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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    "I would hope that any women
    that i meet across
    the path would like me for me."
    - Harry Styles
    (OneDirection)

  2. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    "They make fun of me because I'm a boy Belieber.
    But when we met Joe Jonas,
    Liam jumped around everywhere."
    -Niall Horan

  3. queenmarie queenmarie
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    I'm getting used
    to being ignored.
    © format by: h0peful.

  4. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Sorry I'm not skinny enough.
    Sorry I'm not funny enough.
    Sorry I'm not tall enough.
    Sorry I don't plaster makeup on my face.
    Sorry I don't like tight dresses or short shorts.
    Sorry I like weird things.
    Sorry, but I'm not here to impress you.
    ©I_Dont_Know

  5. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    I hate every inch
    of my body.

  6. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Me: I Want A Boyfriend.
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Sister:
    Bird:
    Teachers:
    Michael Phelps:
    Rock:
    Penguin:
    Batman:
    Pillow Pet:
    Harry Potter:
    French Fries:
    Abby Lee Miller:
    Tim Tebow:
    Snuggie:
    Animal Balloon:
    Nemo:
    Scooby Doo:
    Zayn:
    Ferb: HAHAHAHAHAHAH no.

  7. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    i love when i see boys get protective of their little sisters.

  8. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    hey i just met you
    and this is crazy
    but ive seen all your videos and follow all your twitters and tumblrs and messaged you on facebook and have loads of posters of you on my wall and a blog dedicated to you an i cry over your face and the fact that you'll never know about my existance daily
    so call me maybe

  9. courtneyisawesome14 courtneyisawesome14
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    My doctor told me to start killing people.
    well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life.
    SAME THING.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Today a boy called me ugly.
    Haha, just kidding. Boys don't talk to me.

  11. TheGirlWhoLived* TheGirlWhoLived*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Parents: Why don't you come downstairs and socialize with the entire family?
    Me: *goes downstairs*
    Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
    Me: *goes back upstairs*
    nmq

  12. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:40pm UTC
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  13. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    You're ten and you wear a pushup bra.
    The only boobs I had when I was ten were Drake and Josh.

  14. AmbersWittyProfile AmbersWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 11:58am UTC
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  15. CarryOnxxx CarryOnxxx
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    My friend was on a train with her cousin. They were playing truth or dare. Her cousin dared her to go tell a cute boy that she liked his banana. This is how the conversation went.
    Her: Hey, I really like your banana.
    Him: But.. I'm not eating a banana.
    Her: Oh, I know.
    Then she winks and walks away.
    Before she got off the train, he asked for her number.
    Tomorrow is their one year anniversary.❤
    Happy Anniversary
    Jake and Cassy!

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    "Hi. I'm Austin & I'm 11 years old
    I'n taken by my gffff Amanda.
    9.24.12 shes my everything<3333
    but I still flirt with all the girls in my clas. shhh ;)
    I go to parties every satarday .
    but party at church on sunday!
    I luvv jesus but I think I might be atheist.
    I'm bisexual but I'd never touch a boy.
    I'm prolife but my gurlfriend is pregnant.
    She's having an abortion."
    ...... What did I just read?

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:23am UTC
    RIP Avalanna
    You will be missed baby girl.

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:30am UTC
    RIP Avalanna, heaven just
    gained another beautiful angel
    she will always be mrs. bieber

    (format credit to OneDirection)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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