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justpretendingthatwerecool

Status: crying over little things

Member Since: 13 Oct 2012 05:06pm

Last Seen: 5 Nov 2012 09:16pm

Gender: F

user id: 334473

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...hi c:
my name is hailey. & if you haven't noticed, i kinda love one direction. other things i love: taylor swift, ed sheeran, cher lloyd, little mix, demi lovato, justin bieber, the janoskians, the color blue, watermelon jolly ranchers, waffles, penguins, forever 21, starbucks, pretty little liars, x factor, jenna marbles, tyler oakley, spongebob & pandas. c:
currently married to niall horan. c;
if you follow, i love you. xx :)
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  1. justpretendingthatwerecool justpretendingthatwerecool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    teacher: today we're going to be doing a group activity! partner up!
    me: *scoots over to friend*
    teacher: the topic is british music!
    everyone else: *looks over at me*
    me:
    friend:
    teacher:
    everyone else:
    me: now that you can't have me, you suddenly want me

  2. justpretendingthatwerecool justpretendingthatwerecool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    & B Y T H E W A Y ,
    your eyes are dancing

  3. justpretendingthatwerecool justpretendingthatwerecool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    and I could tell you,
    H I S F A V O R I T E C O L O R ' S G R E E N
    he loves to argue
    born on the seventeenth
    his sister's beautiful
    he's got his father's eyes
    & if you asked me if I love him,
    [ I ' D L I E ]

  4. justpretendingthatwerecool justpretendingthatwerecool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    hi.
    i'm a boy.
    so here's how it goes.
    i'm gonna flirt with you, then diss you.
    i'll send you mixed messages, hit on your friends, lie to you.
    then i will lead you on so you will fall for me.
    i'll make you happy for a night, but then tomorrow i'll completely ignore you.
    you'll be the one i turn to when i need a friend, or a confidence boost.
    and you know what the best part is?
    you can't do anything about it, because you're completely in love with me and don't want to lose me.
    ha.
    nmq

  5. justpretendingthatwerecool justpretendingthatwerecool
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    *radio playing in the car*
    dad: now im feeling so fly like a cheese stick
    dad: LIKE A CHEESE STICK LIKE A CHEESE STICK
    me:
    me:
    me: dad.
    dad: what
    me: it's like a g6 not cheese stick
    dad: what no i dont even know what a g6 is
    me:
    dad:
    me:
    dad: it sounds like cheese stick

  6. justpretendingthatwerecool justpretendingthatwerecool
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    all I know is we said hello
    and your eyes looked like coming home
    oh, I know it's a simple name
    but
    everything
    has changed.

  7. justpretendingthatwerecool justpretendingthatwerecool
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    me: *in my room on witty*
    family: *bursts through the door*
    me: um why are you-
    mom: what are all these dirty clothes doing on the floor
    me: I'm-
    dad: why aren't your curtains shut do you want the whole world to see you changing
    me: um i was-
    sister: *looks through drawers* OOH YOU HAVE CANDY CAN I HAVE SOME PLEASE PLEASE
    me: no! those are-
    mom: honestly it's a disaster in here I can barely walk
    dad: *staring at one direction poster* who are these boys and why are they in your closet
    me: that's-
    sister: PLEASE PLEASE JUST ONE
    mom: for god's sake would it kill you to tidy up just a bit in here
    dad: and who's this where is his shirt
    me: could you please-
    sister: GIVE ME SOME CANDY
    mom: and just look at your desk how can you do homework with it so unorganized
    dad: are there any other boys in your closet that I should know about
    me: and you wonder why I lock my door

  8. justpretendingthatwerecool justpretendingthatwerecool
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    One Direction in the jungle
    Niall: Look everybody, there's some berries
    Paul: Niall, those might be dangero-
    Niall: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
    Liam: Oh no what's going to happen to him Paul did you bring the first aid kit omg Niall is swelling up his head is bigger than Louis' butt let me twitcam and see what people think I should do
    Zayn: Relax, boys. This is just a sign that we are heading in the right direction in our crazy jungle of life xx
    Paul: Zayn, now is not the time for unnecessary inspirational quotes
    Harry: Let's see, let me take my clothes off and-
    Louis: His head is NOT bigger than my bum Liam. Mine's got more sass
    Paul: Don't take your clothes off Harry, we are in a crisis
    Niall: SWELLING UP HERE
    Louis: Why is there an oompa loompa in the jungle OH NEVERMIND
    Caroline Flack: HEY GUYS
    Paul, Liam, Niall, Harry, Zayn and Louis: RUN BOYS RUN
    Harry: NIALL CAN'T RUN HIS HEADS TOO BIG
    Liam: BOUNCE HIM ACROSS THE JUNGLE THEN
    Niall: what

  9. justpretendingthatwerecool justpretendingthatwerecool
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    When people go underwater in movies,
    I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation.
    - i died during finding nemo

:)

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