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October 15, 2012 7:02pm UTC

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BriBri27
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August 21, 2012 12:58pm UTC

I'm married to cleverbot :D

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Bernicexoxo*
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August 15, 2012 9:32pm UTC

So I clicked on the 'Vent' catogory
and it led me to Amazon to purchase a diary.
Well played Steve.

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Baseballisme
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August 15, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Things girls need to know about guys #2:
Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
Should I do a series?

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Baseballisme
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August 15, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Things girls need to know about guys #1:
We use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We almost never use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
Should I do a series?

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ThatGuyNamedBentley
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August 13, 2012 4:55pm UTC

My ex?
We're not friends.
We're not enemies.
We're just strangers
with some memories.

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BlackButterflies
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August 10, 2012 9:47pm UTC

if he takes the time to argue with you,
he cares more than you think he does.

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I_Dont_Know
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August 5, 2012 6:38pm UTC

A good night story:
One night, you were upstairs in your room, when suddenly your mom called you from the Kitchen.
As you ran down the stairs to see what she needed, a shout from your mom in her bedroom upstairs said:
"Don't go down to the kitchen! I heard it too!"
Which one would you beleive?...
Good night ;)

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vaginiall
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August 5, 2012 8:37pm UTC

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Scarlettgirl8
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August 5, 2012 5:44pm UTC

"I once told Harry I was leaving
the band on the 30th of Febuary. He cried for hours, before he realised there was no 30th of February."
-Zayn Malik
♥

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Pluto*
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August 5, 2012 4:06pm UTC

*Human Logic*
Person: Ahh, finally ready to sleep.
Person: I think I'll just stick my leg out cause' it's kinda hot.
Person: *Sticks leg out*
Person: But a murderer might get me and kill me...
Person: *Sticks leg back in* There, I'm all tucked in.
...
Murderer: ...
Murderer: Oh crap. I can't kill that dude now. He's all tucked in.
Murderer: Guess I'll just have to check out another house.

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Checkmate
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August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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SkyBluexxx
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August 5, 2012 11:54am UTC

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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 5, 2012 11:55am UTC

L a u g h t e r isn't always
"the best medecine".
Sometimes it's just
"the best d i s g u i s e ".

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Soccerbabe23
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August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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LaureeeenN
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August 4, 2012 11:25am UTC

HOW MY MOTHER WORKS
me: mom i got all a's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU JUST AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING.
nmf/nmq
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