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justinloveswitty

Status: fall has finally come sweatpants and hoodies

Member Since: 24 Jul 2012 03:12pm

Last Seen: 5 Apr 2013 11:08pm

Gender: M

user id: 320052

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Heey babe! I'm 17 and my name is Jared

I live in Franklin Mass.

I play baseball, basketball, and

soccer!

I love girls, sports, and Food!(:

Hope thats enough...bye


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  1. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:07am UTC
    just read and watched Amanda Todd's video. Its wrong and disturbing what those people did to her. She deserved to be here on this planet. She was a sweet, innocent, beautiful angel. R.I.P. Amanda Todd.

  2. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    I never noticed how beautiful a girl can look when shes in sweats, ponytail, and barely any makeup. I never noticed how adorable a girl can look when shes not trying to impress someone everyday of the year.

  3. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    ok i came back from vacation. im getting called fake. i am. im not a pedophile but the picture is not me. i live in massachusetts. my name is jared. i made a fake profile to help people. i have a pretty fed up life3 and wanted to give some advice so i googled boys around 16. im really a baseball basketball and soccer player. i can prove it to all of you. i used that photo to also show how picky some people on here really is. that kid was good looking so of course everyone followed me and commented to me. im not as goodlooking. i still wanna give advice though. you can hate me all you want. give me rude comments. i dont care. i am really sorry but i =m not leaving this profile. i post the real picture of me. and if you want me to prove its me ell me how to post pictures on my site and ill post a million if i have too.

  4. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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  5. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    For all you people who seem to think Barbie is flawless and perfect...Shes farthest from it
    The design flaw that Mattel really needs to address is that Barbie's legs are 50 per cent longer than her arms, whereas the average woman's legs are only 20 per cent longer than her arms.
    This means that if Barbie were real, the length of her legs in proportion to her torso would make her unable to walk.
    Also, she would be constantly falling on her face. It has been estimated that the only way a human Barbie could walk upright would be to walk on all fours.
    Her feet are so proportionately small that her pointy chest would pull her continually forward on to her toes.
    If Barbie were human, she would need someone to support her head while crawling around because her neck is twice as long as the average woman's.
    Also, Barbie weighs about 45.8kg and is 213cm in height, meaning she would have a body mass index of 10 and would lack the 17 to 22 per cent body fat required for a woman to menstruate or have children, if she wanted them.
    Barbie's body would have room for only half a liver and only a few centimetres of intestines, as opposed to the usual 7.9m.
    She would suffer from chronic diarrhoea and death from malabsorption and malnutrition.
    In case anyone wants to look like Barbie, a healthy woman would need to add 61cm to her height, subtract 15cm from her waist, add 13cm to her chest and 8cm to the length of her neck.
    nmq

  6. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:04am UTC
    What us guys love about you girls #4
    When you aren't afraid to eat in front of us. I mean it's a little disturbing if you eat like a pig and have food all over your face. But im pretty sure girls are more classy than that. Its awkward if the guys are eating and you take one bite then your done. We're not going to judge you if you eat. It doesn't mean your fat it just means your a normal teenage girl. We want you to feel comfortable with us.
    nmf

  7. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    What us guys love about you girls #3
    When you aren't ful of yourself obviously but also you not to blinded. Every girl believes something is wrong with them. Confidence is sexy on a girl. No girl is fat, no girl is pale, no girl is acne covered, no girl is under developed. Flaws make you who you are. BARBIE IS FARTHEST TO BEING PERFECT.
    nmf

  8. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    What us guys love about you girls #2
    When your not afraid to act like a complete idiot in front of us. We hate when your completly crazy as friends then when you start dating you stand there hugging yourself like an awkward turtle. It makes us feel like were doing something wrong. We dont care if you embarrass us, we love you for who you really are not who you aren't.
    nmf

  9. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    What us guys love about you girls #1
    When your not afraid to wear baggy sweatpants and a sweatshirt or t-shirt. You dont need all skin showing. You dont need body parts being shown off at all times. You'll look beautiful no matter what.
    nmf

  10. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    there are two types of honest people in the world...
    small children and drunk people
    nmf

  11. justinloveswitty justinloveswitty
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Hey Justin here! Im new to witty and i was wondering how you upload extra pictures of your profile!
    Thanks, and dont forget to follow(;

:)

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