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yourcool
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July 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC

josh peck always vines while driving
I wouldn't be surprised if he ran over oprah again

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Cookiemonster99
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December 20, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Me when my ipod is on shuffle: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes

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garaycexx32
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November 28, 2012 7:40pm UTC

In my free time, I think of different voices for my dog....

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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November 28, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Roses are black
Violets are grey.
I should not have eaten at all
today.
i didnt eat but if i do i will say
this again.

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crazygrrl010296*
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November 28, 2012 6:36pm UTC

There is no such thing as a
naturally blue food

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sarnotsav
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November 28, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Fez: Eric, long distance relationships don't work, just ask my girlfriend back home.
Eric: Fez, you have a girlfriend?
Fez: No, don't you listen? Long distance relationships don't work.
-That 70's Show

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InOneMoment
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November 28, 2012 6:50pm UTC

parents: we bought you crocs to protect your virginity

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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younglove13
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July 16, 2012 8:02am UTC

In 2013
I am going to the movie store;
& moving 2012 to the comedy section

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Compulsive_Confessor
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July 16, 2012 8:12am UTC

Why I have ice cubes in my drinks
To chill it
To eat them
nmq

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clemintine98
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July 15, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Anti Joke #6
What's green and has four wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheel.

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clemintine98
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July 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Anti Joke #4
Why did little Sally fall down the slide?
Someone threw a fridge at her.

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clemintine98
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July 14, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Anti Joke #3
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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clemintine98
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July 14, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Anti Joke #2
Your social life.

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clemintine98
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July 14, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Anti Joke #1
What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table.

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Buki
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July 15, 2012 10:58am UTC

How most peoples brains work:
Person: I'm going to get myself a well deserved apple after that three mile run.
How my brain works:
Me: I'm going to bake myself a well deserved cake after going down those stairs.

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letsdanceinStyles
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July 15, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Don't call them "The British boyband."
It's a fcking British-Irish boyband for carrot's sake.
One does not simply forget about our
little Irish snowflake.

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GrabSomeoneSexyTellEmHey
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July 15, 2012 12:36pm UTC

"Swaggie"
I whispered as I slipped into my purple crocs.

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