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  1. theonlyoneilove theonlyoneilove
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 11:08am UTC
    Today,
    I was taking a map quiz in geography class.
    I didn't know the names of two countries,
    so I wrote Narnia and Teribithia.
    My teacher gave me half credit for creativity.
    MLIA<3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. OceanWavesxx OceanWavesxx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    t h e s a d t h i n g i s ,
    y o u c o u l d h a t e m e &
    i'd still love you.

  4. HoldMyHand HoldMyHand
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 5:25pm UTC

    Hey buddy, you break it, you buy it.
    [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥]

  5. SimplyCydney SimplyCydney
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    NO MORE BEING SHY. FROM NOW ON I'M JUST GONNA BE LIKE,
    "Hey, you! With the face. You're cute, number please."
    AND FORGET < 3 ABOUT REJECTION.

  6. xthatsnotmynamex xthatsnotmynamex
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 8:21pm UTC
    today,
    I was hanging out at my brother's apartment and while he was showering,
    I put my iPod on shuffle and began dancing in the living room.
    The Dora the Explorer theme song came on and I began to sing along.
    Suddenly, a door opened and his room mate ran out singing along to the song at
    the top of his lungs, not realizing that I was there. We exchanged an awkward glance,
    then broke out into dance. I think I found my furure husband.
    MLIA.

  7. basketballfriendslove12 basketballfriendslove12
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 9:49pm UTC
    have you ever been so emotionally hurt *
    that you dont want to move. you dont want to talk about it. you dont want to think. you dont want
    to do anything at all. the only thing you want to do is just be. trust me. no feeling in the world is worse
    [ then X when X you've X been X emotionally X destroyed ]
    i hate life ..and certain people in it </3

  8. justgetbackupp justgetbackupp
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 2:44pm UTC
    SmiletooBig&HugtooTight;;
    * * * * * * * * * * * * *
    Laugh too loud. . .
    it's alright
    Cause People Change
    – x –
    Things Go Wrong
    [ just remember l - i - f - e goes on. ]
    .♥.
    **credit to for the fade to sabriinaaxkaulitz

  9. xonadiaxo xonadiaxo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 7:20pm UTC
    Today,
    I yelled "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
    from the second story of a mall, pointing
    at the people on the floor below. To my
    intense satisfaction, some guy
    pretended to die dramatically
    and dropped to the floor.
    MLIA

  10. ps_iloveyoux3 ps_iloveyoux3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 4:27pm UTC
    every girl has a boy she
    will never forget and a
    summe r ;
    where
    it all began

  11. purplelove4x4 purplelove4x4
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 7:48pm UTC
    me- do you want a kiss?
    guy friend- what?!
    me- do you want a kiss?
    guy friend- uhh... sure
    me- kay, here ya go *hands guy friend hershey kiss*
    guy friend- are you serious?
    me- yeah, why what did you expect?
    guy friend- wow. dammit.
    true story (: omg people. try this with your guy friends. its frickin hilarious.

  12. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 3:00am UTC
    sometimes I look back on what u s e d to be us. I can't help but wish
    wish for that feeling I had, when I was with you, a r o u n d you, next to you
    i n y o u r a r m s
    I look down at mine, c o v e r e d in our past, lost to the future, I can't stop
    it's who I am now. you m a d e me into this. you could have stopped it
    .: b u t n o w i ' m j u s t a :.

  13. xXxRandomxXx xXxRandomxXx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC
    A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

  14. ssrocks ssrocks
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2009 5:11pm UTC
    kayleemarie3
    is a liar. she faked stage five breast cancer, and fooled ov-
    er five hundred people on witty profiles. now you want to
    know, how is she fake? how do you know? well, first of all
    let me start out by saying that kaylee marie is not dead.
    she signed on witty yesterday, also, she logged onto her
    aim account late last night. all this after her best friend
    was texting her and talking to her right before she died,
    (keep in mind that her best friend doesn't know her in real life.. )
    ok. number one: stage five breast cancer means you can
    hardly move a finger. so how can she text and type?! and
    why would she spend her last moments on the computer
    talking to people she does not know? she would be lying
    in bed, ready to go, everything she said was a big lie, this
    is impossible. it's already EXTREMELY rare that a 14y/o
    can get breast cancer. there has not been a reported case
    in a 14 year old yet. if she had , she would be making top
    news, and on headlines. you would be able to google her
    name, "Kaylee Marie S.", on google, and read her story,
    but you can't, cause it's not true. kaylee did this all for
    some attention on wittyprofiles, which is crazy and sick
    she is faking something so serious, that many people
    are actually going through right now, it's just sad. :|
    if you have any questions, or would like
    to add, feel free to comment this quote.
    p.s. there are way more facts, these are the basics
    please go to her quote (link at bottom)
    and unfavorite it if you have not already done so, then
    come back and favorite this quote, so everyone can see
    the truth. and if you do not want to, then it's ok, just
    inform the ones who do not know. thank you.
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/980554

  15. iloveyouxojenny iloveyouxojenny
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 2:30am UTC
    im in love with the biggest douche
    high light <3

  16. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 11:31pm UTC
    CIRCLE CIRCLE,
    » DOT • DOT, «
    Damn, I think your boyfriend's
    -.-.-> H o t ;)
    bahaha! long story about how
    i came up with this xD
    add if you like?!(:

  17. annabanana0 annabanana0
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 6:54pm UTC
    Today,
    at the grocery store I asked my mom to buy me a chocolate bar. She didn't respond so I snuck the chocolate bar in behind the bread. The cashier sneakily rang it in, concealed it beneath other groceries, and gave me a knowing smile. My mom never knew.
    I have a partner in crime.
    MLIA

  18. Calixte Calixte
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 8:33am UTC
    so...
    ---------
    we kill people
    ------------------
    who kill people
    ------------------
    to show people
    ---------------------
    that killing people
    ------------------------
    <---i--s---w--r--o--n--g--->
    ?

  19. onemorechance53 onemorechance53
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 7:06pm UTC
    Yeah. It’s true.
    Despite my ((better judgment)), I’m in | love | with | you. And there’s ---->>nothing anyone can do

  20. Peace_X_Love Peace_X_Love
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 1:11am UTC
    We're just another guy and girl
    Who decided to ruin a perfect friendship
    With a great relationship
    but a horrible breakup

:)

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