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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 10:51am UTC
    ~They should invent wifi bracelets, so you can
    wear them anywhere and have wifi connection~

  2. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. pearsareawsome pearsareawsome
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    I miss him so much it hurts.
    and I never even had him in the first place.

  5. pearsareawsome pearsareawsome
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    todays my birthday.
    im not asking for favs/comments or anything.
    but i just wanted to put that out there..

  6. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    I love 1hockey2lax3crazy with a passion and thats why we're on eachother's profiles more than eachothers! tehehe I LOVE YOU MOMMABEAR! yup, so um... stay in school. don't do drugs. hug a turtle. and find a piegon. That is all folks!

  7. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Fall For You
    A One Direction Fanfiction
    Chapter 17
    LOUIS’ POV
    There she goes, kissing Harry again. I wish that was me, but I would never dream of doing something like that to Harry, would I? No, of course not… I think.
    “Could you not,” I snapped at the two of them.
    “What’s gotten into you?” Harry asked me.
    “Nothing,” I muttered, storming off into my hotel room across the hall.
    I sat there on the couch for a few minutes before the door opened. It was Sydney.
    “Lou,” she said, sitting down next to me, “what’s wrong?”
    “Nothing,” I said, not as harsh as I did last time for Syd’s sake.
    “Something’s up,” she said. “Come on, you can tell me.”
    “No,” I said, “you’re one of the people I can’t tell.”
    “Come on, Louis,” she begged.
    “If I tell you, you can’t get mad at me,” I said and she nodded.
    “I promise,” she said and I sighed.
    “I like you,” I blurted out, “a lot.”
    Sydney smiled. “Well now the whole freaking out in Niall’s hotel room thing makes sense.”
    I chuckled and she did too. “Please don’t break up with Harry, though.”
    “Harry? Louis, that’s a publicity stunt we came up with a while ago,” she chuckled. “We figured, with Niall and Cole’s little relationship probably causing some trouble, we’d start to ‘date.’ That way, in magazines and stuff, it’d be ‘Oh did Cole and Niall set Harry and Sydney up?’ and all that sort of stuff. We thought it’d get loads of publicity for you guys and Cole, and with the Grease cover video coming out soon, it was the perfect time.”
    “Wait,” I said, “what do you mean by a while ago?”
    “Harry and my parent’s grew up together,” I chuckled, “we were like brother and sister before he moved to England.”
    “How come Cole doesn’t know about this?” I asked, slightly frustrated but overjoyed at the same time.
    “She does,” Sydney laughed, “but she can’t tell anyone.”
    “I don’t know whether to be happy or annoyed,” I chuckled and Sydney laughed.
    “Be happy,” she said, “because I like you too.”
    “Y-you do?” I asked and she nodded.
    “Yeah,” she said, “I do.”
    I smiled and she kissed me on the cheek.
    “A week after we release the Grease cover Harry and I are going to break up,” she said. “You know what to do after that.”
    She got up and walked out of the hotel room, leaving me smiling to myself. Sydney likes me, her and Harry’s relationship is fake, and they’re ending it in a week and two days. GO LOUIS! GO LOUIS!
    Author's Note
    Ooooooo PLOT TWIST!!

  8. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    The Big Move
    Chapter 21
    Sierra's P.O.V.
    After that, there was a long silence.
    Awkward, I thought as I made eye contact with the fridge right behind him.
    "So.." Dylan finally said, "Why are you all the way up here in the hills? I'd thought you'd be going back to South Dakota for break.."
    "Well, it's a long story, and since there's an intense storm, I don't think I can make the plane in time." I sighed deeply.
    "W-well, m-my parents were s-supposed to come here, b-but all the planes a-are cancelled for a couple of days b-because of the snow." he stuttered.
    "Oh, so you're here alone?" I mumbled, trying to make it less gawky than it already is.
    "So, are you going to be staying here?" he asked, licking his chapped lips.
    "Yeah, I guess, if you don't mind." I shrugged.
    "Oh, that's fine with me, I mean, I wouldn't would you freezing outside." he chuckled fakely.
    "Are you mad at me?" I blurted out.
    I couldn't take any of this small talk anymore, I had to know what he was feeling.
    He tensed up, as he dug his hands into his pockets. "I just have a question, why would you cheat on me with Gabe?"
    "I didn't, I promise. He came to my dorm, and I told him to stop and get over me! And bam, he just kissed me. It was too much for me, and I didn't react." I explained.
    I continued, "My heart still belongs to you Dylan. Please, I'm so sorry that I hurt you."
    There was another long silence, and I was getting annoyed that he didn't say something.
    I really hoped that he believed me, because it's the truth.
    Now that I think about it, I'm starting to think I was on some kind of whacko medicine if I was dating Gabe for that long and not realizing he was a loser.
    All of a sudden, he pulled me in, as our lips were pressed against each other.
    As we released, I couldn't help but smile like an idiot.. "So does this mean that you forgive me?"
    "You're too cute." he breathed as he pulled me in for another magical kiss.
    "I missed you." I mumbled as he started kissing my neck.
    "I missed you more, I think I was gonna go crazy if I had to last another day without you." he whispered as I giggled.
    He always knew the right thing to say.
    "So, are you going to tell me how you got here, when the campus is about 10 miles away, and you can't even read a map?" he chuckled.
    We sat down on the couch, as I told him everything.
    "I swear I'm going to punch that Gabe loser the next time I see him." he muttered.
    "It's okay, he's not worth your time."
    Merry Christmas everyone!
    Thank you so much for reading, I appreciate every single one of my readers! Happy Holidays! <3

  9. just_paint_the_picture just_paint_the_picture
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Truely, madly, deeply, I am
    foolishly,completely falling
    And somehow you kicked all my walls in
    so baby say you'll always keep me,
    truely, madly, crazy, deeply
    in love, with you

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Silly chip companies,
    air doesn't have calories.

  11. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Nobody Compares
    A One Direction/Ed Sheeran Fan-Fiction
    Chapter Five
    Zayn handed me my camera and we all headed back inside. We played Truth or Dare for a few more hours, and then a rather interesting dare was given.
    “Liam,” Harry said an evil look in his eyes, “I dare you to kiss the person you’re attracted to in this room.”
    Liam looked at me and smiled weakly. “It’s just a dare,” he said. “You don’t have to.”
    “But I want to,” I said and his smile went from weak to happy.
    “Hurry it up!” Harry whined and then Niall got up and went into the kitchen.
    I looked back at Liam and he started to lean in. I closed my eyes as his lips crashed onto mine and then I heard the door open.
    “LIAM GET OFF OF MY LITTLE COUSIN!” Ed shouted.
    Liam’s lips immediately left mine and he sat across the room from me.
    “Ed, calm down,” I said, “it’s not that bad it was just a dare.”
    “I told you not to get anywhere near those boys,” he said.
    “Well next time, don’t send extremely attractive boys to my house,” I said and the guys and Abby chuckled.
    Ed breathed slowly and then smiled. “I’m just going to imagine myself running through a meadow of daisies and maybe that will help me calm the heck down.”
    “Good idea, Eddybear,” I said. “Hey where’s Niall?”
    “He took off right before you kissed Liam,” Louis said, just as confused as me.
    “I’ll go find him,” I said, getting up.
    I went into the kitchen and found him sitting at the table.
    “You alright?” I asked, sitting down in a chair across from him.
    NIALL’S POV
    When Max was right about to kiss Liam I had to get up and walk away. Truth is, ever since Ed started telling us about her, at the beginning of the year, I’ve been checking out her YouTube channel, and I followed her on Twitter. I don’t think Ed knows she sings because he never brings it up. He never brings YouTube up either… Anyway, I do have a crush on her but she CAN’T know. She obviously likes Liam and he obviously likes her. Whether I’ve liked her longer or not, she doesn’t even know me. I couldn’t wait to meet her and knew I one day would… but I guess it doesn’t matter anyway.
    After a few moments, I heard a door open and Ed start yelling. Max explained what went on and then I heard her come to find me.
    “You alright?” Max asked, sitting down in a chair across from me.
    “Yeah, I’m fine,” I lied.
    Truth is I couldn’t bear to watch her kiss Liam. I don’t even know why, I just got up because something told me I wouldn’t be able to handle it.
    “Are you sure?” she asked and I forced myself to look at her eyes. Her piercing green eyes…
    “Yeah,” I said, smiling, “I’m fine, really.”
    “Well good,” she said, a smile now forming on her face. “Come on, Ed’s home.”
    “Oh yeah,” I said, chuckling, “that’s why we came here in the first place.”
    She laughed and we both headed into the living room. She sat on the couch and before I could sit next to her, Liam did. She flung his arm around her and Ed gave him a look.
    “Watch it, Payne,” he said and Liam laughed.
    “You don’t even trust me with Max?” he asked and Ed laughed.
    “No,” he said, “I don’t trust Max’s father with her.”
    “That’s really sweet,” Max said. “And really, oh, I don’t know, creepily over protective-like of you.”
    Ed laughed and then Harry’s cellphone rang.
    “Hello? No when did Abby post it? No her friend’s name is Abby. Yeah I’ll bring ‘em all over,” he said and then he hung up.
    “That was Simon,” he said. “Abby, did you post that video to YouTube?”
    “Yeah I did,” Abby said, “why?”
    “Simon wants all of us,” Harry said. “You too, Ed.”
    We all got into Harry’s car and drove to Simon’s office, which actually wasn’t too far from here.
    “Hi, guys,” he said once we entered his office. “I’m just going to come out and say it. Niall and Max, I want you two to come out as girlfriend and boyfriend.”

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    I love books
    I like the moment you open one and sink into it
    and you can escape from the world.
    You sink to a story that’s way more interesting,
    than yours will ever be...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I Want All of You
    to Read This:
    So you guys probably of heard of the Connecticut shooting. It's just awful. I can't tell how you upset I am. But my friend Alyssa (The_Drama_Girl) sent me this page of a bunch of girls on Twitter talking about the shooting. As you may now Justin Bieber, was suppose to be on Ellen today, but most shows cut it off because the news were covering the shooting. And these girls were upset that they cut the Ellen show and that mean't they didn't get to see JB. And these tweets, might tell you why, I hate girls like this. (I'm not going to say their Twitter name.)
    First Girl: I am trying to watch @justinbieber on ellen but noo somebody had to shoot people today and be on breaking news and cancel her show.
    Second Girl: Ugh! The stupid shooting is all over the news and is cutting into my Ellen and Justin Bieber! So mad!!
    Third Girl: if this news report cuts into my Ellen I am done.
    Fourth Girl: This f*cking shooting better not cut into the Ellen show.
    There is more a whole lot more, actually but I just can't tell you how angry I am. 20 innocent kids died today, and 8 adults. and all you care about is Justin Bieber who has been on the Ellen Show like 50 times. If any of you are gonna comment, and say he's only been on a 4 or 5 times or whatever. If you're gonna write some type of comment, like that well if you haven't noticed I don't give a f/ck what you think at all. Because it is just plain awful. Imagine waking up in the morning, and going to school , and never coming back. Put yourself in those shoes or the parents. How do you think they feel? Their kid is gone. They'll never see them again. What if they had an argument this morning or they got in trouble? How do you think they feel? Sorry just needed to vent. I know a lot of Beliebers are not like this, I'm just saying this to who people think that it's wrong cancelling the Ellen Show.

  16. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    My prayers go out to,
    all the 5 and 6 year old babies who were shot & killed today.
    the mothers and fathers of those babies.
    the kindergarten teacher who was the mother of the man who murdered the kids and herself.
    the families of the kindergarteners.
    and all the other parents who heard about this tragic event and couldn't stop crying.
    this happened all because the 20 year old was mad at his mom.....
    so he decided to go and kill 18 innocent kindergartners.
    it sickens me that this is what the world has come to
    and god let this happen today only 10 days before christmas.
    he's letting those families suffer this holiday....why?
    my sister is a 5 year old who is in kindergarten and i can't even imagine what
    it feels like to never have her come home from school.....
    rest in paridise to all the victims.

  17. 1hockey2lax3crazy 1hockey2lax3crazy
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Nine and a half months since I last cut myself.
    nine and a half months since I purposly caused myself pain.
    nine and a half months since I pulled apart a razor.
    And,
    nine and a half months since I wished I was dead.

  18. ok_stories ok_stories
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    My Guardian Angel
    C h a p t e r F i f t e e n :
    “Can you believe we go back to school tomorrow?” I commented to Will as we sat on my front porch, enjoying the fresh air of the last day of summer break.
    “At least you get to see my beautiful face every day,” he teased, his blue eyes twinkling.
    “Unfortunately I already do,” I joked.
    It was true, I did see him every day but it was defiantly not unfortunate.
    We sat, holding hands as the sun set on our last day of freedom.
    Tomorrow I would be stuck inside, working on the hours of homework my teachers assigned.
    I felt Will gazing at me, “What?”
    “Nothing,” he mumbled, blushing and turning to face the sunset.
    “Tell me,” I urged, placing my hand on his arm.
    “I was just thinking you look really pretty,” he said.
    It was my turn to blush, “Oh shut up!”
    He pulled me closer to him and I rested my head on his shoulder.
    ***
    On the first day of school I dodged crowds of students as I made my way to my locker.
    I had forgotten how bad the hallway traffic was.
    When I spotted Will leaning against my locker, I smiled.
    “How’d you know where my locker was, stalker?” I joked, even though I gave him my locker number the night before.
    “Ha-ha, you’re too funny,” he joked as he stepped aside so I could do my combination.
    When I first met Will I wondered how I had never seen him at school.
    I later found out that he went to a school closer to the city but then transferred to my high school, Little Falls.
    A brunette named Ruth came up to me as I stacked my extra notebooks into my locker.
    “Hey Kate, I just wanted to say sorry about what happened to Cole. That was just horrible! I never got a chance to say anything to you since you have been totally MIA this summer!” she rambled.
    “Thanks Ruth,” I said with a forced smile.
    She shot me one last sympathetic smile as she pranced away to meet up with some other friends.
    At least five other people said something to me as Will and I walked down the halls.
    I greeted each sorry with a fake smile as I broke down a little every time his name was said.
    “You and Cole must have been the it couple,” Will mused.
    When I didn’t answer he looked at my face and seemed to realize I was close to tears.
    “Are you OK?” he asked, suddenly filled with concern.
    “I don’t know,” I said, “I thought I was but being back here at school, the memories come rushing back.”
    Everywhere I looked I saw an image of Cole and me together.
    Us near the drinking fountain, our meeting spot after my chemistry class.
    Or the two of us together at his locker, eyes locked on each other.
    The worst of all was the lunch room.
    As I walked past our usual table I saw him and me laughing so hard our stomachs hurt, milk coming out of his nose.
    After my last period class I was ready to explode with tears.
    Will was waiting for me at my locker.
    I hastily opened my locker and shoved my books in, a loud clang sounded as they hit the metal shelf.
    He put his hand on my back to comfort me but I brushed it off.
    “What’s wrong?” he asked.
    “What do you think is wrong?” I rhetorically asked, “Everything, that’s what’s wrong. And worst of all, I have to stand here and act like everything is OK!”
    “Let’s go outside and get you some fresh air,” he said, urging me to follow him.
    I shook my head sadly, “I can’t do this Will, it doesn’t feel right. I can’t be with you anymore.”
    He stared at me in disbelief, “Are you kidding me?”
    I sniffled, “I wish I was. You have been nothing but sweet and amazing to me but every where I look I see Cole. I thought I had moved on but I should have known it wasn’t that easy. Please don’t hate me.”
    Will didn’t say anything else, he just shook his head in anger before walking down the hall and disappearing within the crowd of people.
    I put my back to my locker and slide down to the ground, burying my face in my hands.
    -----------------------------------------------
    Thanks for reading <3

  19. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    They Don't Know About Us
    {Chapter Eleven}
    The girls and I walked backstage to where the boys would be meeting us and I just flopped down on the couch.
    “I want to put on something comfortable” I whined while Katie and Bella sat on the floor leaning against the couch when fabric hit me in the face.
    “Just keep the hoodie Babe” Harry laughed and I jumped up onto my feet on the couch cushion and harry took my waist and picked me up, spinning me and hugging me. He held me tighter and kissed me and we lost track of time.
    “Jesus Hazza save a little something for me later” Louis said seriously but you could tell it was a joke.
    “He’s mine Lou” I laughed and he stuck his tongue out at me
    “Mar, Do you plan on telling us who these beautiful ladies you brought along are?” Liam smiled looking straight at Bella.
    “Liam that gorgeous girl you are staring straight at is Bella and Z you could make it a little less obvious at the fact you are attracted to Katie Avril because it is really really creepy….” I said and both boys shot me death glares.
    “Mariah… Wheres Wes?” Niall asked looking confused
    “Um..” I stuttered looking at the boys for help
    “Niall, Mate she’s in the hospital” Louis spoke slowly and softly sounding an awful like Liam.
    “Was it her parents?” Wes must’ve told him about everything. “SOMEONE NEEDS TO ANSWER ME!” He shouted looking at me with pleading eyes. I couldn’t bring myself to speak. I just gave him a single nod and he took off to the bathroom, mumbling a few choice words as he walked. I could feel myself get worked up at the thought my best friend, she was actually more like my sister, was in the hospital, all alone, and soon was going home to her horrible parents. I looked around the room and saw that Liam and Bella were happily chatting away about whatever while Katie and Zayn were whispering something but they were in their own private world.
    “I’ll go talk to Niall” Harry said quietly while following the same trail Niall did and so it left Louis and I alone. He pulled me into a hug, the way an older brother would do to his little sister, and I didn’t realize I was crying until he began telling me everything would be okay.
    “Guys, let’s get back to the hotel room. The girls can come if you want” Paul sounded so professional after shows. Liam grabbed Zayn and went off to retrieve the two boys from the bathroom and I grabbed the girls who were freaking out.
    “I have a date with Liam tomorrow!” Bella cried once she got over to me
    “I HAVE A DATE WITH ZAYN FREAKING MALIK!” Katie said freaking out and Louis laughed since we all forgot he was there. The two girls turned as bright red as Louis’ pants during the Up All Night tour.
    “Girls don’t worry about it” I laughed “I did the same thing with Harry, except he just let me fangirl in the car for a few minutes”
    Bella went to say something but all the boys came out from the room. Harry came up beside me, kissed the top of my head and put his arm around my waist.
    “Are you ready for this Love?” He whispered and I nodded as the group of us walked out. There were fans all over the place as we walked up to Pauls car. I heard some nasty comments about myself but before I could turn around and sass the girls out Harry dragged me along to the car.
    “Don’t let them get to you Mar” He mumbled and pulling me close. We got back to the hotel room where we ordered room service and ate dinner. We talked about everything and EVERYTHING. We were talking about family when it came to be my turn.
    “Tell us about your family!” Liam said and I sighed.
    “See these two girls? And the girl in the hospital? And the guy in his 20’s I live with? Their my family. That’s all I have.” I spoke quickly and had an annoyed tone to my voice.
    “What do you mean?” Niall asked softly
    “Like my parents had my brother and I stay home while they went on vacation when I was 13. They never really seemed to like us and always reminded us that we were mistakes. Both of us. They hated us. They went off to England somewhere and called us 2 weeks after they were supposed to come home and said they weren’t. They were leaving my brother and I alone. He took me in since he was 18 and the only contact we have with our parents is the fact they were rich and left us our bank accounts so we have money but Ben still works to make sure we don’t run out of money. So that’s it. My only family are my 3 best friends and my brother because my family are too much of a.sholes to ever care about us and see us ever again since they don’t give a rats a/s about what happens to us” I said storming into Harry’s bedroom.
    “We got her” Bella and Katie said immediately as they followed me into my room.
    Authors Note
    I know it's a short chapter... Im sorrrryyyyy... But hey I got my format back (: I'm loving hearing the ideas your giving me! How many people are actually reading this story? I was getting over 30 favorites when I started the story but now I'm only getting like 15.. That's the only way I have to see how many people are actually reading it so I'm guessing I'm losing a ton of readers. What can I do to fix it?

  20. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    I'm proud of myself.
    I finished a puzzle in five months, and the box said
    2-4 years.

:)

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