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  1. bruinsxoxo bruinsxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    i was at the beach and some random girl runs up to me. she says " fallow me ", she grabbed my wrist and ran, i was kinda scared. she drags me to this huge rock and said " theres a lobster under there but i cant lift it" i said oh cool?( really i was like wtf who cares) she then jumped on the rock and said " oh Edward where are you i could really use your super strength", i just walked away thinking " WTF JUST HAPPENED "
    true story

  2. cupcake_jakarie cupcake_jakarie
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when cartoon characters don't change their clothes.
    (:

  3. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    ADMIT IT...
    Wanting to hang up on your parents when they are yelling at you over the phone

  4. Imfallingforyaabby Imfallingforyaabby
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    "That depressing moment when..."
    Guys have longer lashes than you .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. liveyourlife23 liveyourlife23
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Real life is funny.
    I think most of us fear reaching the end of our life,
    and looking back, regretting the moments we didn't speak up.
    When we didn't say I Love You. And should've said I'm Sorry.
    So there's a time for silence,
    and there's a time for waiting your turn.
    But if you know how you feel,
    and you so clearly know what you want to say, you'll know it.
    I don't think you should wait. I think you should
    SPEAK NOW

    Taylor Swift
    Speak Now World Tour

  7. iLuhvBigTimeRush iLuhvBigTimeRush
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Dear ABC "Family",
    I'm pretty sure you can just cross out the family in ABC "Family" and be OK.
    Sincerely,
    Yes. My 6 year old sister is NOT watching Secret Life,

  8. livinthelife_ livinthelife_
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Why I wear thick, fluffy socks:
    1% comfort
    1% warmth
    98% increased ability to slide across floor like a
    fricken ninja on an invisible surf board

  9. cupcake_jakarie cupcake_jakarie
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Spongebob Quotes #1 ;
    Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Sandy! Bye Mr.Krabs! Bye Squidward
    Patrick: Spongebob, you said Squidward twice?
    Spongebob: I like Squidward ;)

    (yeah, I just made a quote about Spongebob. SUCK IT)

  10. twilighterrr twilighterrr
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    The awkward mo ment:
    When your watching tv&&at a dirty part - your parents walk in.
    ♥] ////////////

  11. Camila Camila
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    ♥ reading quotes that say;
    "remember when we were little & we would'
    & thinkinkk "ummmm yupp i still do that" 0.o

  12. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    there should be a
    HARRY ♥ POTTER
    category. ♥

  13. KPpink77 KPpink77
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:51pm UTC
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  14. Monicaforeverbrokenn Monicaforeverbrokenn
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Boy you got my
    heart beat runnin' away
    beating like a drum& it's coming your way♥

  15. cupcake_jakarie cupcake_jakarie
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Spongebob Quotes #6
    Squidward: Well in case you didn't know, I am very busy.
    Spongebob: I'm sure you are.
    Squidward: I don't like your tone!
    Spongebob: (singing) I'm sure you are!

  16. Amzybabe98 Amzybabe98
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    *Spongebob Blows An Elephant Bubble*
    Patrick: Ahahaha It's A Giraffe

  17. lilgagan01 lilgagan01
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Admit it ...
    we all take off our 3D glasses
    during a movie
    just to see
    how it really looks
    without them.

  18. cookieluverr cookieluverr
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    If Cinderella's slippers fit so perfectly, why did they fall off?

  19. kailaxxoo kailaxxoo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:53pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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