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  1. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:14pm UTC
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    Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
    Do you mean: Should I acually become social?
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  2. gimmesun123 gimmesun123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Am I the only one who...
    Occasionally wakes up my pets when they're asleep just to check that they're not dead?

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    The national animal of Scotland is the
    UNICORN
    alright. i'm moving.

  4. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    I found our picture
    It had been pouring down rain and we just got done with a mud fight. You had cuts on your face and my makeup was smeared all over my face. It was probably the most imperfect photo of us, we looked horrible I admit, but its my favorite because I love the look of our flaws together. I love how we both look vulnerable. You wanted to take a picture though, that way when I missed you I could see it and remember we would always be friends, and so when I'am sad it would make me laugh. That was a year ago, and we are no longer friends. So then, while I was putting it away, it hit me that you dont miss me at all and that instead of bringing laughter it brought tears.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
    Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
    Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
    Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
    Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
    Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell?
    Little girl: Then you ask him.
    nmf

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    “Sometimes I think we waste our words
    and we waste our moments,
    and we don’t take the time to say
    the things that are in our hearts
    when we have the chance.”
    -Clay Evans,
    One Tree Hill

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    anyone else have that person who can be your best friend one minute and the next minute they make you feel like sh/t?

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 2:05am UTC
    so do you like him, or do you like-like him?

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    I would be
    an awful parent.
    My kid would say
    “I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
    and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
    “I feel you”

  10. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Thank you so much
    for leading me on.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    i think chris brown should have an album
    called "Greatest Hits" and rihanna should be on the cover.

  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    am i the only one who listens to a song, but then was too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so i replay it

  13. CalmDownCurly CalmDownCurly
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 11:18am UTC
    if you rip out my headphones
    while im listening to music
    because you think its funny
    i will personally escort you
    to the gates of hell

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    You are beautiful
    [And if he doesn't see it]
    >>>> He isn't worth your time<<<<

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    we all have that one word that
    makes us feel uncomfortable. ex: moist.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    my bed wasn't feeling well this monring,
    so i stayed home to take care of it.

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 11:37am UTC
    If a girl
    Says she likes you, it took every ounce
    of confidence she has


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    i used to think guns were loud,
    but then i dropped yhe shampoo bottle in the shower.

  20. Lolsorue_girl Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 8:55am UTC
    Who else thinks
    There is a secret camera
    in their house ?

:)

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