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  1. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 8:43pm UTC
    giving up,living free
    openingmy eyezso i could see
    what itz likestanding out
    differentcolors spread mywingsout
    spiritual guidelinesleading me through
    across the sea of clouds soicould findyou
    mydreamshave come true
    and itzfinally through
    nothing is better thanloving you<3
    mine:]..(got bored)

  2. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
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    October 12, 2010 8:07pm UTC
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    September 25, 2010 10:39pm UTC
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  4. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 2:36am UTC
    holding the invisible remote control up to some ones face and saying "MUTE" (cuz itz the nicest way to tell them to shutup):T
    ..did it to my friend/made it worse LOL
    ......

  5. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
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    May 31, 2010 11:13pm UTC
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    April 19, 2010 7:18pm UTC
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  7. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
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    April 19, 2010 7:04pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise you (:

  8. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    REPOST THIS, it's not just an ordinary chain letter. . .

  9. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
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    March 28, 2010 11:14pm UTC
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  10. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT!
    Keep readi​ng or somet​hing bad will happe​n.
    ♥HOW GIRLS​ FLIRT​:​​
    >She calls​ you by your full name not just a nick name
    > She hits you softl​y on the arm and laugh​s when you say somet​hing funny​.
    > She flips​ her hair when she'​​s talki​ng to you.
    > She touch​es your arm when she talks​ to you.
    > She says,​​ "No, I'm not telli​ng you who I like!​​"​​ with a big smile​ on her face.
    > She asks you who you like or who you would​ go out with seemi​ngly intre​sted
    > When you go to the movie​s with a bunch​ of your frien​ds and she is almos​t alway​s next to you.
    > She criti​cizes​ you on a girl you like.
    > You catch​ her stari​ng at you.
    >She plays​ with your hair or tries​ to put make up on you
    > Her frien​ds outsi​de of schoo​l and in schoo​l know about​ you, and says she talks​ about​ you a lot.
    > She knows​ your phone​ numbe​r and addre​ss.
    >She will try & talk and spend​ time with you as much as possi​ble
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT​:​
    > He stare​s at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(​​playf​ully)​​
    >He uses the first​ thing​ that pops into his head to start​ a conve​rstai​on with you
    >He yelle​d,​​ "​​Hi!​​"​​,​​ to your mom that day she picke​d you up from schoo​l
    >He blew off his buds to go see "​​Brown​ Sugar​"​​ with you cuz you could​n'​​t get anoth​er girl pal to go and didn'​​t want to go alone​
    > He tries​ to make you laugh​ anywa​y even if he gets hurt in the proce​ss
    > His voice​ gets softe​r when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him.
    He calle​d you back
    > You where​ invit​ed by him to a group​ outin​
    >He calle​d you to talk about​ nothi​ng at all.
    > He imita​tes your laugh​.​​ Which​ makes​ you laugh​ even harde​r.​​.​​.
    > He remem​bers littl​e thing​s you menti​on in casua​l conve​rsati​on
    > He somet​imes stare​s strai​ght into your eyes.
    >He uses every​ possi​ble way to touch​ you (​​your hair,​​ face,​​ thigh​s,​​ etc.
    Now make a wish.​​.​​. > >>
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    > >> >​​>​​>​​>​​>​​>​​>​​
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    Ok stop!​​ Your wish will come true if you repos​t this
    If you don'​​t repos​t this then you will never​ get asked​ out or you will lose the one you love!​​!​​.
    Repos​t this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repos​t this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repos​t this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
    Girls​:​​ repos​t this as: "How Guys Flirt​"​​
    Guys:​​ repos​t this as: "How Girls​ Flirt

  11. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 6:47pm UTC
    Put your music player on shuffle
    B.) Press forward for each question.
    C.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
    D.) NO CHEATING!!!
    1.) How am I feeling today?
    baby come back- vanessa hudgens
    2.) Where will I get married?
    start of something new-hsm
    3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
    lord give me sign- DMX...nice
    4.)What is school like?
    gotta got my own way- hsm
    5.)wat is the best thing about you?
    heaven is a place on earth- ashley tisdale
    6.) How is today going to be?
    one -U2
    7.) What is in store for this weekend?
    love bug- jonas brothers
    8.) What song describes your parents?
    foolish- ashanti
    9.) How is my life going?
    breaking free- hsm.............oh yeah, ..but from wat?
    10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
    wait for you- elliott yamin...cute
    11.) How does the world see me?
    potential breakup song- aly and aj
    12.) What do my friends really think of me?
    fly high- dj alligator
    13) Who absolutly loves me?
    blue suede shoes- elvis presley
    14.) How can I make myself happy?
    show stopper- danity kane
    15.) What should I do with my life?
    dance dance- fall out boy
    16.) Will I ever have children?
    say goodbye- chris brown
    17.) What is some good advice?
    im just a girl- gwen stafani
    18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
    pass yu by- boys 2 men
    19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
    stay with me- danity kane
    20.) What type of men do you like?
    larger than life- backstreet boys......=D
    21.) Will you get married?
    hurt- christina aguilera
    22.) What should I do with my love life?
    killa- cheish ft young jock
    23.) Where will you live?
    sober- pink
    24.) What will your dying words be?
    girl power- cheetah girlz

  12. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 6:47pm UTC
    Put your music player on shuffle
    B.) Press forward for each question.
    C.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
    D.) NO CHEATING!!!
    1.) How am I feeling today?
    baby come back- vanessa hudgens
    2.) Where will I get married?
    start of something new-hsm
    3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
    lord give me sign- DMX...nice
    4.)What is school like?
    gotta got my own way- hsm
    5.)wat is the best thing about you?
    heaven is a place on earth- ashley tisdale
    6.) How is today going to be?
    one -U2
    7.) What is in store for this weekend?
    love bug- jonas brothers
    8.) What song describes your parents?
    foolish- ashanti
    9.) How is my life going?
    breaking free- hsm.............oh yeah, ..but from wat?
    10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
    wait for you- elliott yamin...cute
    11.) How does the world see me?
    potential breakup song- aly and aj
    12.) What do my friends really think of me?
    fly high- dj alligator
    13) Who absolutly loves me?
    blue suede shoes- elvis presley
    14.) How can I make myself happy?
    show stopper- danity kane
    15.) What should I do with my life?
    dance dance- fall out boy
    16.) Will I ever have children?
    say goodbye- chris brown
    17.) What is some good advice?
    im just a girl- gwen stafani
    18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
    pass yu by- boys 2 men
    19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
    stay with me- danity kane
    20.) What type of men do you like?
    larger than life- backstreet boys......=D
    21.) Will you get married?
    hurt- christina aguilera
    22.) What should I do with my love life?
    killa- cheish ft young jock
    23.) Where will you live?
    sober- pink
    24.) What will your dying words be?
    girl power- cheetah girlz

  13. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 6:47pm UTC
    Put your music player on shuffle
    B.) Press forward for each question.
    C.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
    D.) NO CHEATING!!!
    1.) How am I feeling today?
    baby come back- vanessa hudgens
    2.)

  14. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
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    December 11, 2009 10:58pm UTC
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  15. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
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    December 11, 2009 10:55pm UTC
    ~princess stories are more
    than just a fairytale~
    ....tyra banks<3
    she saiid itt on todays talk show, luv it=]..srry, i kno the color nd everything is not amazing

  16. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 2:45pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
    They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you

  17. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 10:03pm UTC
    Life the way it is..
    ..and as we know it
    ♥myway♥

  18. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 12:26am UTC
    do.not.read
    there was a little girl that was beat by her father and if you do not post this she will turn up at your bed at 2:12 if you do not post it

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    June 20, 2009 11:09pm UTC
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  20. juicycatootyxx juicycatootyxx
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    DO NOT CHEAT!! OMG This is like, 99.9% true!
    1. Write the name of a person from the opposite gender on a seperate sheet of paper.
    2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?
    3. Your first intial.
    4.your month of birth
    5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?
    6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.
    7. Do you like California or Florida more?
    8. Do you like the lake or ocean more?
    9. Write down a realistic wish.ck askes me out and we stay together for a long t
    ARE YOU DONE? iF SO, SCROLL DOWN. ((DONT CHEAT< iM WATCHiNG YOU!))
    .....
    .........
    ..............
    .....................
    ..............................
    ...................................
    .........................................
    .....................................................
    ...............................................................
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black- You are conservatice and agressive.
    Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is
    A-K- You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R- You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep- You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California- You like adventures
    Florida- You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake- you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THiS BULLETiN on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

:)

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