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jstallons

1. jstallons
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2013 1:48pm UTC
   okayy sooooo
   Ill follow anyone who follows me on
   instagram and likes my last photo:)
   I'll also like your last photo Okayyy so
   yeah do that for both of us ;)
   @jenniferstallons :)
   
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2. jstallons
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2013 11:58am UTC
   Suicide doesn't get rid of the pain.
   It just give it to someone else.
   
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3. jstallons
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2013 3:09pm UTC
   Damn music you're the only thing I have now.
   - Mac Miller
   
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4. jstallons
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2013 11:56am UTC
   I now realize all the reason witty
   has lost so many wittians.
   1. Some of the people on here are super mean.
   2. They don't feel like they fit it.
   3. People freak out over the littlest things.
   4. You do just one small bad thing and you get reported.
   5. A lot of people just copy and paste things from tumblr.
   6. There is people lying about who they really are in person.
   Do I really need to put the rest?
   
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5. jstallons
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2013 8:43pm UTC
   How to kiss a boy:
   - grab his waist
   - slip you hand in his pocket
   - steal his wallet
   - don't even kiss him
   - just run
   
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6. jstallons
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2013 11:57am UTC
   I wish I had m o re Witty friends.
   
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7. jstallons
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 11:45am UTC
   Sticks and stone may break my bones but I'm
   going to repeatedly kick you in the b@llsack.
   - Step Brothers
   
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8. jstallons
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 11:23am UTC
   Am I the only person who noticed that in Steve's profile
   picture the dinosaur's tail looks like a giant gray hotdog?
   
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9. jstallons
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 11:18am UTC
   what if we all found out that Steve was actually a teenage girl
   talking about her feelings and nobody was listening so that's
   why she made witty so people would listen and she would
   have a lot of followers and favorites.
   
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10. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    I feel so popular when I get a quote on to the
    first page of top quotes. I really need a life.
    
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11. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    It would be so cool if when you held the mouse on the witty
    logo instead of what it is now it would be like a gaxaly effect
    and it seems like you're traveling through space tbh.
    
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12. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    You wanna know what really confuses me? When people make a quote that has been used over a million times and it gets to be #1 on top quotes but then someone else makes a quote that nobody has ever seen or heard of before and it's a really good quote and it only gets 1 favorite. So the creative person pratically gets punished. Awesome.
    
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13. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Daily quote about how homework makes me want to swallow a cactus.
    
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14. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    "I 'm so ugly!" she said as she
    uploaded selfie number 739 to an
    album titled 'meh<3'
    
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15. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Humpppp dayyyyy!!
    
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16. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    Don't confuse my personality
    with my attitude. My personality
    is who I am. My attitude
    depends on who you are.
    
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17. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    If she doesn't have any of
    your hoodies, you're
    doing it wrong.
    
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18. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    I'm a boss as b.itch b.itch
    b.itch b.itch .b.itch
    
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19. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS
    TO BAN HOMEWORK
    well this is it
    bonjour my petite crossaints
    
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20. jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Society: be yourself
    Society: no not like that
    
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