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joshlikesu

1. joshlikesu
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2013 2:54am UTC
   "Childhood" is like being drunk : Everyone remebers what you did, except you.
   
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2. joshlikesu
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2013 9:35am UTC
   People, stop editing your pictures. What if you go missing?
   How can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook,
   and Waka Flocka in person?
   
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3. joshlikesu
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2013 5:16am UTC
   Its sad that even my phone knows im single by suggesting dating apps.....
   
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4. joshlikesu
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2013 3:21am UTC
   3 easy ways to die:
   1. Puff a cigarette daily ~ You will die 10 years early.
   2. Drink Alchol daily ~ You will die 30 years early.
   3. Love some one who doesn't love you back ~ You will die
   daily.
   
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5. joshlikesu
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2013 6:51am UTC
   Princess Fiona: I have to marry Farquaad now.
   Shrek: I'm so sorry. I screwed up.
   Princess Fiona: Don't say it.
   Shrek:....I CAME IN LIKE A SHRRREEEKKKIIINNNGGG BAALLLLLLLLLL!!!
   
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6. joshlikesu
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2013 9:38pm UTC
   When people try to act cute by saying clowns are scary.
   NO MATE!
   
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7. joshlikesu
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2013 9:48pm UTC
   Why complicate life?
   Miss someone? ...Call
   Wanna meet up? ...Invite
   Wanna be understood? ...Explain
   Have questions? ...Ask
   Dont like something? ...Say it
   Like something? ...State it
   Want something? ...Ask for it
   Love someone? ...Tell it
   We just have one life.
   Keep it simple.
   
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8. joshlikesu
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2013 8:04am UTC
   They texted me "Plz" becasue its shorter than "Please"
   I answered "No" becasue its shorter than "Yes"
   
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9. joshlikesu
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2013 4:52am UTC
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10. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 3:10am UTC
    I workout because i know, i would've been the first
    to die on
    the Hunger games.....
    
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11. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 4:26am UTC
    At weddings old people tap me and say "
    "your next"
    so i do the same to them at
    funerals :)
    
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12. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 5:10am UTC
    I FKING HATE JUDGEMENTAL PEOPLE......
    Im more like, oh hey you smoke? good for you. Oh hey you drink? drink the fk on. You've had s%x? Chill! You havnt had s%x? Chill! You wear alot of makup? cool. You dont? well all fking right. I dont care if you have tattoos or piercings. I dont care if you have alot of money or dont, I dont care if You've had a fked up past. IM NO ONE TO JUDGE AND NEITHER ARE YOU!
    
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13. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 4:57am UTC
    i need you.........
    i want you..........
    .......to get out of my face.
    
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14. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    At the gym boy doing sit-ups: "1...2...3...." hot girl
    walks by,
    boy: "..97....98...99"
    
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15. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 3:13am UTC
    I went to subway today to get my faveorite sandwich. The guy in front off me ordered a different sub. i got mad bacause he didnt get the same sandwich as me, even though it didnt effect me in anyway.
    THIS IT WHAT PEOPLE SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SAY
    G@Y MARRIAGE AFFECTS THEM!!!!!
    
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16. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 1:43am UTC
    I always pictured "YOLO" you should go out and experience as much the world as you can, pushing yourself to the best possible way and making the most outo f every circumstance. Because, after all, " YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE" and our time on earth is precious.
    When in reality "YOLO" is a code used by girls, letting everyone know that they do @nal
    
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17. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 12:46am UTC
    Of course im not perfect; theres a crack in my a$$
    
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18. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 12:42am UTC
    Im going to take a hot shower. its like a normal shower,
    but with me in it.
    
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19. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 12:21am UTC
    girl: take the condom of, yolo
    guy: if you get pregnant, YOYO
    girl: YOYO?
    guy: your on your own.
    
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20. joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 4:39am UTC
    The biggest challenge after sucess is
    shutting up about it.
    
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