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1. jormide
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   April 28, 2011 4:43pm UTC
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2. jormide
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   February 24, 2011 8:14am UTC
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3. jormide
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   February 22, 2011 10:58am UTC
   I may not believe in wishes
   but I do wish almost every time I get the chance.
   Here's your chance;
   by the end of the countdown
   you must have made a wish.
   10
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   1
   +*(//stop\\)*+
   Now you must repost this in the next 7 minutes.
   Before your next birthday your wish will have come true.
   ☆
   But you only have
   seven minutes..hurry up.
   
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4. jormide
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   February 22, 2011 8:34am UTC
   kissing test
   1.hold you breath
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   4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
   
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5. jormide
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   February 18, 2011 8:27am UTC
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6. jormide
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   February 18, 2011 8:09am UTC
   im the type of girl that wears high heels to school.
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7. jormide
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   February 18, 2011 8:06am UTC
   Life is short And so is your dick (:
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8. jormide
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   February 18, 2011 8:04am UTC
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   February 18, 2011 7:41am UTC
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10. jormide
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    July 7, 2010 10:40pm UTC
    what should i do?
    I am going out with this kid who doesnt call be babe or baby and doesn't say i miss :(
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I REALLY LIKE HIM. But i wonder if he likes me.
    BY:JORMIDE
    
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11. jormide
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    July 1, 2010 11:02pm UTC
    i wonder if he really likes me
    we havent hungout that much
    and he doesnt make a attempt to see me
    what should i do =[
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12. jormide
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    June 29, 2010 4:37pm UTC
    My first kiss went a little like this (smooch) and twist (smooch)(smooch) and twist
    yah well my first kiss went a little like this (smooch) and twist (smooch)(smooch) and twist
    I said no more teachers and no more books i gotta kiss under the bleachers hoping that nobody looks
    Lips like licorice tongue like candy excuse me miss but can i get you out your PANTIES =]
    MY FIRST KISS BY 30H3
    BY:JORMIDE
    
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13. jormide
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    June 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    so i like this boy i hope he likes me too=]
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14. jormide
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    June 29, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    omg i feel so stupid...this guy knocked on my door so i answered and he said can i use your phone i said no very rudely and slammed the door on his face...then i was checking if he left and he was walking some dogs and i was like wait i have seen those dogs before and i relized it was my neighbor now i feel bad.=] hahah
    BY:JORMIDE
    
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15. jormide
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    June 29, 2010 3:06pm UTC
    So we were learning about RUSSIA for two weeks now in social studies
    and i heard my teach say who thought of the name RUSSIA?
    And they you have a girl in classes raises her hand and says WHAT'S A RUSSIA? thats the kind of girl who i am?
    BY:JORMIDE
    
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16. jormide
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    June 29, 2010 3:02pm UTC
    i am the kind of girl that confuses a palientologist and a ginocalagist=]
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17. jormide
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    June 29, 2010 2:58pm UTC
    roses are red
    lemons are sour
    open your legs and give me a hour
    (boys are jerks)
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18. jormide
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    June 29, 2010 2:45pm UTC
    SO IM THE KINDA GIRL THAT YELLS HOMERUN...
    WHEN IM CHEERING FOR FOOTBALL
    BY:JORMIDE
    
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19. jormide
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    June 29, 2010 2:34pm UTC
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