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Vampire123 · 1 decade ago
more like witty everyday keeps social life away:/
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Ash_leigh* · 1 decade ago
I totally agree! I am 90 lbs too...and everyone tries to tell me I'm unhealthy, but it's just because I'm just naturally skinny. People don't seem to understand that -_-
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
*nods*
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PosterOfHeadmasterZefron · 1 decade ago
haha, I saw this on tumblr, except a movie ticket version.
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
lol
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bre_woof · 1 decade ago
PLEASE OMG YES.
I have tickets for a month from now asdfghjkl;
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ChikinNewdleMallerzz · 1 decade ago
This is most of my Pandora stations. But then it tells me I can't skip anymore so I'm just like, "f//k you," and go find songs on YouTube. :P
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bella92008 · 1 decade ago
my crush is my bestfriend. i can tell him anything <3
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EGTheWriter · 1 decade ago
oh god now im so paranoid
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Cassakia · 1 decade ago
I want to change my friends crush's contact to my number and text them and they will thinks it is there crush
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HannahLooksHawt · 1 decade ago
yeah i'd be completely screwed. but i dont have my crush's number haha
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Musicc99 · 1 decade ago
me and my bestfriend call each other so it's nbd ahah, we don't text unless it's like "what's the hw" or "i'm outside" ahah
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youdontknowme88 · 1 decade ago
Aha, my life would be over.
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GigglesWuffsChew · 1 decade ago
Lol nope cause my crush is my best friend hahaha(:
And yeah...my best friend's a guy...and I tell him everything......and no, it's not awkward haha(: we just laugh it off and joke around xD :P (:
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Helpmesomeone · 1 decade ago
OMG my friends did that with me once! I WAS SO EMBARRASED. you better hope this doesn't happen to you...

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winniesb · 1 decade ago
oh my gosh i heard some random older guy same the exact same thing in a shoe store the other day!!!! WICKED
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fghjklweirdamianfghjkl · 1 decade ago
lol, I have a shirt that says that
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sunshine_4ever · 1 decade ago
wow everybody has that book
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Dinocaulay · 1 decade ago
This is a better story then the real thing
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LilyLunaPotter · 1 decade ago
You still probably shouldn't be only 90 pounds unless you're very short... no intention to be mean, that's just very unhealthy unless you're naturally quite little.
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