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June 10, 2013 9:30pm UTC

I know it's tough, but please don't give up.

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jordan4232
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June 10, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Plot Twist:
I go outside.

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jordan4232
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June 9, 2013 6:43pm UTC

My bestfriend is...
Netflix. He has been here through everything. I don't know what I'd do without him. We have our ups and downs, and we've had connection problems, but you always came back. You have made me smile, laugh, cry and even had nightmares, but I know I can always count on you. I go to you when none of my real friends have time for me. I'm glad to say you are my bestfriend. I love you.

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May 31, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Me and my Dad's Convo.
Me: *putting shorts in my bookbag*
Dad: *comes in*
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Putting shorts in my bookbag.
Dad: For what?
Me: Gym.
Dad: Who is Jim?

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January 5, 2013 2:14am UTC

If every kiss begins with "k" then I'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out :D

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jordan4232
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December 9, 2012 9:09pm UTC

if you have 35+.. you're spoiled!
[] own car
[x] cell phone
[] own phone line
[] bf/gf
[] own bathroom
[x] own room
[x] 2 or more story house
[] built-in pool
[]guest house
[x] game room/play room
[x] tv in your room
[x] queen size bed
[] more than 20 pairs of shoes
[] 10+ things from a designer store
[x] good grades
[] Dior sunglasses
[] louis vuitton purse
[x] iPod
[x] XBOX
[] PS3
[x] mp3 player
You or your family has...
[] Mercedes Benz
[] BMW
[x] basketball hoop
[] air hockey table
[] pool table
[] ping pong table
[] trampoline
[] live ON a lake or pond
[] own a pair of skiis
[] own a snowboard
[] has a boat
[] has a jet ski
[] has a beach house/ cabin
[x] only child
[] stereo system in bedroom
[x] DVD player in bedroom
[x] 100+ dvd's
[] gets $50+ for allowance each month (not allowance but for helping with work)
[x] goes shopping every month...or every week
[] shops at abercrombie
[] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
[x] makeup
[x] perfume
[] AIM
[] MSN
[x]Yahoo
[x] 5+ trophies
[x] own digital camera
[] walk-in closet
[] electric scooter
[] dirt bike/quad
[] 4X4 truck
[] guitar/drums
[] hammock
[] been on a cruise
[x] traveled out of the country
[x] weight set/ workout set in house
[] personal fit trainer
[] expensive jewerly
[] met a celeb
[] straightener/curling iron
[] gets hair done/nails/spas
[] on/was on a varsity team for the school
[] own batting cage
[] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
[] own savings account
[x] 1+ BEST friends
[] been to the carribean
[] been to europe.
[] been to hawaii
[] been to NY
[] shopped in seattle
[] eaten at the space needle in seattle
[] been on the eiffel tower in paris
[] been on the statue of liberty in NY
[x] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
[] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
[] lives on a private property
[] license
[x] moved 3+ times
[] sports car
[] hot tub
[x] pet(s)
[] ranch
[] at&t
[] verizon
[] cingular
[] Sprint
[x] T-mobil
[] virgin mobile / other
[x] been to 5+ states in the US.
[x] dont have a job.
[x] 100+ friends on facebook
[x] alarm clock
[x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
[] eat-out almost everyday
[] been in a limo
[] own camcorder
[x] own laptop
[] own desktop
Overall Total
33
You spoiled?
[] yes
[x] no.
[X] close

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December 9, 2012 9:03pm UTC

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jordan4232
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November 4, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Harry Potter
He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Edward Cullen. Okay? We were best friends at the triwizard tournament, when he was Cedric Diggory. I know, right? its so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in the 4th year at school, I started liking this girl, Cho, who was totally gorgeous. But then later she told people about this secret place or some sh/t. Anyways, Edward was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Cho he'd be like "Why didnt you call me back?" and I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "Edward, I cant invite you because I think you're a lesbian" I mean I couldnt have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a lesbian. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of hogwarts, saying he died, because no one would talk to him, and he came back to like, the book world, all of his hair was greasy and he was totally weird, and now i guess he's a sparkley vampire.
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jordan4232
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September 27, 2012 5:07pm UTC

She Might Have A Smile On Her Lips, But She Has Scars On Her Wrist.

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jordan4232
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September 27, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Happy 14th Birthday Google!!
I just want to thank you for helping me with all my work and assignments and help me search for whatever I need searched. <3

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jordan4232
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September 25, 2012 10:38pm UTC

Want to know my favorite game?
Peeka...
(/.\)
Boo!
\(^_^)/

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jordan4232
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September 25, 2012 9:05pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
You save a file as 'xsdrtyujmnbvfdftghjm' and they tell you that file is already listed.

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September 25, 2012 8:58pm UTC

When I find out a guy likes me,
A little part of me startes to like him back
Even if I had no feeling for him before. <3

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jordan4232
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September 24, 2012 9:33pm UTC

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

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September 23, 2012 10:34pm UTC

You lαugh becαuse I'm different.
I lαugh becαuse your αll the sαme.
You lαugh becαuse I'm not in style.
I lαugh becαuse you weαr the sαme nαme.
You lαugh becαuse I'm not perfect.
I lαugh becαuse you think perfection exists.

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September 14, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Me in music today
Everyone: *Talks very loud*
Teacher: Ok calm down
Everyone: *Talks louder*
Teacher: Ok i guess they cant see me
Teacher: *Sings super loud* If im louder wll you see me?
Everyone: *Shuts up instantly*
Me: ...
Mrs. Hannah is now my favorite teacher.

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jordan4232
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September 12, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Dont you just hate it when you are watching commercials and a show wants to interupt it?

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jordan4232
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September 1, 2012 9:48pm UTC

Me: Hey dad can i go to a 50 cent concert?
Dad: Sure honey, there is a dollar on the counter. Bring your sister, will you?
Me: ...

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jordan4232
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September 1, 2012 9:33pm UTC

I didnt say you did it, I said I was blaming you.

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jordan4232
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September 1, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Plot twist: Liam Payne is not afraid of spoons.

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