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  1. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 9:30pm EDT
    I know it's tough, but please don't give up.

  2. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:27pm EDT
    Plot Twist:
    I go outside.

  3. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:43pm EDT
    My bestfriend is...
    Netflix. He has been here through everything. I don't know what I'd do without him. We have our ups and downs, and we've had connection problems, but you always came back. You have made me smile, laugh, cry and even had nightmares, but I know I can always count on you. I go to you when none of my real friends have time for me. I'm glad to say you are my bestfriend. I love you.

  4. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 9:08pm EDT
    Me and my Dad's Convo.
    Me: *putting shorts in my bookbag*
    Dad: *comes in*
    Dad: What are you doing?
    Me: Putting shorts in my bookbag.
    Dad: For what?
    Me: Gym.
    Dad: Who is Jim?

  5. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:14am EST
    If every kiss begins with "k" then I'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out :D

  6. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:09pm EST
    if you have 35+.. you're spoiled!
    [] own car
    [x] cell phone
    [] own phone line
    [] bf/gf
    [] own bathroom
    [x] own room
    [x] 2 or more story house
    [] built-in pool
    []guest house
    [x] game room/play room
    [x] tv in your room
    [x] queen size bed
    [] more than 20 pairs of shoes
    [] 10+ things from a designer store
    [x] good grades
    [] Dior sunglasses
    [] louis vuitton purse
    [x] iPod
    [x] XBOX
    [] PS3
    [x] mp3 player
    You or your family has...
    [] Mercedes Benz
    [] BMW
    [x] basketball hoop
    [] air hockey table
    [] pool table
    [] ping pong table
    [] trampoline
    [] live ON a lake or pond
    [] own a pair of skiis
    [] own a snowboard
    [] has a boat
    [] has a jet ski
    [] has a beach house/ cabin
    [x] only child
    [] stereo system in bedroom
    [x] DVD player in bedroom
    [x] 100+ dvd's
    [] gets $50+ for allowance each month (not allowance but for helping with work)
    [x] goes shopping every month...or every week
    [] shops at abercrombie
    [] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
    [x] makeup
    [x] perfume
    [] AIM
    [] MSN
    [x]Yahoo
    [x] 5+ trophies
    [x] own digital camera
    [] walk-in closet
    [] electric scooter
    [] dirt bike/quad
    [] 4X4 truck
    [] guitar/drums
    [] hammock
    [] been on a cruise
    [x] traveled out of the country
    [x] weight set/ workout set in house
    [] personal fit trainer
    [] expensive jewerly
    [] met a celeb
    [] straightener/curling iron
    [] gets hair done/nails/spas
    [] on/was on a varsity team for the school
    [] own batting cage
    [] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
    [] own savings account
    [x] 1+ BEST friends
    [] been to the carribean
    [] been to europe.
    [] been to hawaii
    [] been to NY
    [] shopped in seattle
    [] eaten at the space needle in seattle
    [] been on the eiffel tower in paris
    [] been on the statue of liberty in NY
    [x] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
    [] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
    [] lives on a private property
    [] license
    [x] moved 3+ times
    [] sports car
    [] hot tub
    [x] pet(s)
    [] ranch
    [] at&t
    [] verizon
    [] cingular
    [] Sprint
    [x] T-mobil
    [] virgin mobile / other
    [x] been to 5+ states in the US.
    [x] dont have a job.
    [x] 100+ friends on facebook
    [x] alarm clock
    [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
    [] eat-out almost everyday
    [] been in a limo
    [] own camcorder
    [x] own laptop
    [] own desktop
    Overall Total
    33
    You spoiled?
    [] yes
    [x] no.
    [X] close

  7. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:03pm EST

  8. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 3:10pm EST
    Harry Potter
    He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Edward Cullen. Okay? We were best friends at the triwizard tournament, when he was Cedric Diggory. I know, right? its so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in the 4th year at school, I started liking this girl, Cho, who was totally gorgeous. But then later she told people about this secret place or some sh/t. Anyways, Edward was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Cho he'd be like "Why didnt you call me back?" and I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "Edward, I cant invite you because I think you're a lesbian" I mean I couldnt have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a lesbian. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of hogwarts, saying he died, because no one would talk to him, and he came back to like, the book world, all of his hair was greasy and he was totally weird, and now i guess he's a sparkley vampire.
    Like • Comment • 18 minutes ago

  9. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:07pm EDT
    She Might Have A Smile On Her Lips, But She Has Scars On Her Wrist.

  10. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:03pm EDT
    Happy 14th Birthday Google!!
    I just want to thank you for helping me with all my work and assignments and help me search for whatever I need searched. <3

  11. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 10:38pm EDT
    Want to know my favorite game?
    Peeka...
    (/.\)
    Boo!
    \(^_^)/

  12. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 9:05pm EDT
    That awkward moment when,
    You save a file as 'xsdrtyujmnbvfdftghjm' and they tell you that file is already listed.

  13. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 8:58pm EDT
    When I find out a guy likes me,
    A little part of me startes to like him back
    Even if I had no feeling for him before. <3

  14. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 9:33pm EDT
    P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

  15. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 10:34pm EDT
    You lαugh becαuse I'm different.
    I lαugh becαuse your αll the sαme.
    You lαugh becαuse I'm not in style.
    I lαugh becαuse you weαr the sαme nαme.
    You lαugh becαuse I'm not perfect.
    I lαugh becαuse you think perfection exists.

  16. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 8:37pm EDT
    Me in music today
    Everyone: *Talks very loud*
    Teacher: Ok calm down
    Everyone: *Talks louder*
    Teacher: Ok i guess they cant see me
    Teacher: *Sings super loud* If im louder wll you see me?
    Everyone: *Shuts up instantly*
    Me: ...
    Mrs. Hannah is now my favorite teacher.

  17. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 9:09pm EDT
    Dont you just hate it when you are watching commercials and a show wants to interupt it?

  18. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:48pm EDT
    Me: Hey dad can i go to a 50 cent concert?
    Dad: Sure honey, there is a dollar on the counter. Bring your sister, will you?
    Me: ...

  19. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:33pm EDT
    I didnt say you did it, I said I was blaming you.

  20. jordan4232 jordan4232
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:28pm EDT
    Plot twist: Liam Payne is not afraid of spoons.

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