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Member Since: 26 Nov 2011 11:03am

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  1. jojogotsome jojogotsome
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC
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    This is my friendship circle.
    You are not in it.
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    NOT MY QUOTE

  2. jojogotsome jojogotsome
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    101 Ways To Annoy People
    1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
    3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
    4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
    5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
    6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
    7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
    8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
    9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
    10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
    11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
    12. Sniffle incessantly.
    13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
    14. Name your dog "Dog."
    15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
    16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
    17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
    18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
    19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
    20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
    21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
    22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
    23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
    24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
    25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
    26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
    27. Wear a special hip holster for your
    remote control.

  3. jojogotsome jojogotsome
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    It's funny how the people
    who hurt you the most are
    the ones who swore that
    they never would.nmq

  4. jojogotsome jojogotsome
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    SOCIAL MEDIA EXPLAINED
    Twitter- I need to #pee
    Facebook- I peed.
    Google Plus- This is where I peed.
    MySpace-I pee well.
    Instagram- Me in the mirror after I peed.
    Youtube- Check out my pee.
    Flixter-DAE pee?!
    Tumblr-Reblog this if you pee.
    Witty Profiles- I used to pee my pants Fave this if you did too.
    Skype- Why is no one else peeing with me?

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